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Alien vs. Predator Movie Trailer Available
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CowboyNeal
on Sat Nov 01, 2003 03:49 PM
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downix writes "Coming to a theatre next summer is one of the most often delayed movie titles known to sci-fi fans, Alien vs. Predator. The movie's official website is pretty bare, but a teaser trailer can be found on Apple's trailers page. I don't know how many hours I wasted playing the AvP game on the Atari Jaguar, but I do know that this is something that will have to be seen to be believed. This gives hope to everyone that even Duke Nukem Forever can arrive one day."
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Slashdot vs. Server (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slashdot vs. Server (Score:2)
Re:Slashdot vs. Server (Score:4, Funny)
God only has dsl.
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that's an akamai server, bub (Score:2, Funny)
That's why the trailer is QT and embedded (Score:3, Insightful)
Let's hope more movies are made (Score:5, Funny)
Still waiting for Pong-The Movie myself
Re:Let's hope more movies are made (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Let's hope more movies are made (Score:4, Interesting)
Pretty soon we'll have a movie version of every damn superhero ever sketched up. We'll soon have a "freedy vs. jason vs. mike meyers" in all probablity. Hollywood will cough out a few more Dr. Seuss movie-versions before that horse is beaten to death.
Every movie that soaks up its production costs with revenue gets a sequel. I want something new. No more sequels. No more director's cut or cgi effects thrown in for good measure and then re-issued (like "Alien" and "ET".)
Is rehashes of old material the only safe bet anymore in Hollywood?
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I hope it lives up to the comic. (Score:2, Informative)
Re:I hope it lives up to the comic. (Score:5, Funny)
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First post for once???? (Score:5, Informative)
Oh and this was the teaser they showed before the directors cut last night as well
Likelihood of a good script (Score:3, Insightful)
I wonder if there will be a day where people actually create a fan base behind good script writers, like they do for moviestars and directors. Then there might be some pressure on the studios to focus on nurturing the good writers and DEVELOPING BETTER SCRIPTS!
Sigh.
Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:5, Insightful)
Certainly as long as the american-dominated mass-market movie production aims all its movies at dumb-of-the-mill average americans, we're not going to be seeing better scripts from them.
Daniel
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Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:3, Insightful)
They do? News to me.
Indies? Where? (Score:4, Informative)
In order on the wayback machine: Chicago, A Beautiful Mind, Gladiator, American Beauty, Shakespeare in Love, Titanic, The English Patient, Braveheart, Forrest Gump, Schindler's List, Unforgiven.
Since when is Gladiator an indie film? Since when are any of these indie films?
--grendel drago
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Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, it's far worse than that. America has begun to dumb its movies down for foreign audiences which make up a large portion of sales nowadays. Wit, and other things that don't subtitle well, are being traded for explosions.
Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:3, Informative)
It's a teaser...a teaser is something that doesn't deal with any part of the plot, merely tells us that the movie will be coming out. It does exactly that: tease.
As long as dumb-of-the-mill average people thing teasers are trailers, I assume they will think that the trailers are in fact, the movies.
Re:Alaska? (Score:2)
Re:Alaska? (Score:3, Interesting)
Actually, if you watch the featurette on the DVD, the director played the first game and was in the middle of the second when he wrote the film.
I hadn't played the games when I saw the movie, and I thought the movie was all right. It was no masterpiece, but it was visually well done, like Event Horizon which he also directed. The plot was certainly better than Soldier (another Anderson film).
Anyhow, I figured I'd check out the Gamecube remake of the
Re:Alaska? (Score:4, Insightful)
good book. also, Concrete Jungle was excellent, would make a great predator 3. only the comics of AvP would make a good avp movie, anything else is crap.
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Re:First post for once???? (Score:3, Insightful)
If I were going to be logical about it, though, a cold area makes alot of sense for a critter that sees with IR - no background radiation.
Re:First post for once???? (Score:3, Interesting)
Sheesh. Humans like warmth too, and they're all over Antarctica.
Is this something about... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is this something about... (Score:4, Insightful)
#1 Darl McBride speaks with a very weird lisp that was previously only heard from the likes of Billyboy.
#2 Billyboy's lips are moving when Darl speaks, and Billy's arm is stained all the way to the elbow... it has a bad smell even by Redmond standards.
I'll let your imagination take over from there.
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What a lousy trailer... (Score:5, Interesting)
If you don't feel like downloading it, it takes place in 2004 in Antarctica, where scientists and men with guns find a pyramid built by predators and run into teenage predators fighting aliens in a manhood ritual.
http://www.fileplanet.com/files/130000/132403.shtm l [fileplanet.com]
Re:What a lousy trailer... (Score:2)
Direct Download Links (Score:5, Informative)
avp-teaser_m480.mov [akamai.net] [10MB]
avp-featurette_m320 [akamai.net] [20MB]
FYI: The "trick" to getting direct links to Apple's movie trailers is to view the html source, find the .mov link, then put the letter 'm' before the resolution in the URL.
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Jaguar? (Score:5, Funny)
So you're the guy that bought the Jaguar...
I bought one too (Score:5, Interesting)
An absolutely terrifying and wonderous game. Possibly the most brilliant game I've ever played.
FWIW
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Nice, but (Score:2, Funny)
I guess the casting process will be difficult. For instance, a *lot* of food consumption in the auditions, not to forget actor-wannabees asking the crew for the WLAN SSID.
I wonder who'll play CowboyNeil?
Bout damn time... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Bout damn time... (Score:2)
I think your biggest problem was trying to write a movie revolving around a character who dies in the previous one. Joss did a good job, but they should have left Ellen Riply out of it.
Re:Bout damn time... (Score:3, Interesting)
NOPE! Re:Bout damn time... (Score:5, Funny)
There was NO Alien 3.
There was NO Alien 3.
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What's the pull? (Score:2)
Okay. I loved the Alien movies (well, the first two).
Predator was way cool.
When you take the bad guys from one movie and the bad guys from another, what's the attraction? I'm going to want to see a stalemate, where the Predator guys blow up the planet to keep anybody from winning. I can't imagine any kind of script writing where I'm going to want to see one side win. Is this just going to be an actionfest slaughterhouse?
Trailer (Score:2)
On a related note, the teaser (ie. no content from the movie but a little snippet from the last one) of Resident Evil: Apocalypse [apple.com] is out!
Direct movie link (Score:5, Informative)
To store it locally and view later or without jitter:Mind the slashdot spaces.
Why do so many new movies... (Score:3, Funny)
...use initials, as if they where some kind of open-source project or something?
"Yes, the new AVP system can completely increase the likelyhood of blood, guts, and gore; thus guarenteeing people will pack into theaters to see it."
We all know how well LXG did. Ever since ID4 was so popular...*sigh* AVP isn't even that good of an abbriviation. Ashcroft Vs. Powell? Anti-Virus Protection? Always Verify Postings? Avril laVigne's Poontang? It's like they're trying to market to the Internet hype crowd by "giving" us an official acronym/abbrivitation/initial-shortened spelling, whatever they want to call it. Hey guys if your movie is worth a shit after the 8 years you spent pretending it was comming out, we'll dub it what we feel worthy. Perhaps less on marketing and more on "movie" and you wont' have to worry about us giving it some other name like FPC - Festering Pile of Crap.
Erm, perhaps i should see it first before I call it crap. But marketing ploys like this sure make it look like they have something to hide.
Hot, Heat, Humid (Score:5, Interesting)
That problem aside, I think everyone should watch the featurette [apple.com]. It's pretty cool.
Re:Hot, Heat, Humid (Score:3, Interesting)
Not exactly "trailer" (Score:3, Informative)
More interesting than the teaser itself is the "Behind the scenes footage", also available at the oficial site, which contains suprisingly detailed information about the movie plot and some nice storyboard illustrations.
Season's schedule. (Score:5, Funny)
(...maybe if I put enough spurious text in here I can sneak it past the lameness filter. What shall I use for my filler? Start a flamewar? Link to goatse?
Re:Season's schedule. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Season's schedule. (Score:4, Funny)
Alien-----+
+--+
Predator--+ |
+--+
Freddy----+ | |
+--+ |
Jason-----+ |
+--- 3. Profit!
Batman----+ |
+--+ |
Superman--+ | |
+--+
CowbyNeal-+ |
+--+
CmdrTaco--+
But personally I'm waiting for
SCO-------+
+--+
M$--------+ |
+-- Whoever Loses...We Win
MPAA------+ |
+--+
RIAA------+
Arrr lameness filter, she be a b*tch tonight. (said of course with the voice of the Captain from the Simpsons). Still too lame. Can I trade off some of my karma to be able to pass the lameness filter? I'll even read a Jon Katz article if it will get it through. Junk Junk Junk, I got more junk than Fred Sanford.
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What about this movie (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/batman
(not off-topic if you watch the whole movie)
I bought into the Alien vs. Predator hype right from the pre-release Jaguar blurb... so this is great news (two months ago it would have been brilliant news but then I saw the above movie. Now I can only say the big screen version has been truely pipped at the post and unless it has a great story line(unlikely) then it already been surpassed by a three way tie-in actioner)
Bleh (Score:3, Insightful)
Ok here are the cliff notes for the downloadable trailers:
The "teaser" is just a bunch of very short clips from aliens and predator spliced together to demonstrate that the "alien" is the one from the movies with sigourney weaver, and the "predator" is the one type that Ahnold fought. Duh.
The longer preview film consists of a bunch of clips spliced together from the movies (mostly predator 1 and aliens) to make it seem like they have already started fliming. This trailer reveals several disappointing things:
The directors/screenwriter's only prior moviemaking experience is "resident evil." Danger Will Robinson! Alert alert! I didnt pay money to see Resident Evil and I thought it was mediocre. The only thing it did well was demonstrate why making movies out of console games is still a stupid idea (even after the blockbuster performance of Super Mario Brothers). Note that AvP builds on this shameful history.
They are focusing on giving the predators a million new flashy toys and seeing lots of aliens and predators kill each other- rather than actually telling an interesting story. Somethign either series hasnt seen since, oh, 1986 (AL|ENS).
The movie will take a steaming shit upon loads of separate Aliens and Predator canon. Why? One of the central flaws in combining the two genres is that the predator movies all take place in the present, and the alien movies all take place in the distant future. Combination movies that take place in the near future violate the aliens timeline in numerous obvious ways. Combination movies that take place in the distant future assume that the Predator species simply stopped interacting with the human species for a few centuries after meeting Danny Glover. It also means that you have to have a bigger budget in order to make everythign look like its in the future (vs the "near future" where everyone still drives GM products and has 80s hair).
This guy directed Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil (Score:3, Insightful)
Still the concept art in the featurette is pretty cool looking.
He also directed Event Horizon, which I thought was pretty terrifying but seemed to get pretty poor reviews. I really hope this movie is more like Event Horizon than MK, anyway.
Know what I like about the concept? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Script? (Score:2)