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Keanu Reeves To Star In Cowboy Bebop
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CmdrTaco
on Fri Jan 16, 2009 01:07 PM
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It excites me incredibly to know that a Cowboy Bebop movie is happening. But it makes me scared to think that Keanu is getting the lead in what might be my single favorite Anime series of all time. I'm very skeptical that he can pull off this role. For now we'll have to wait and speculate who the rest of the cast will be. I'm mostly curious who will get Faye Valentine. And we can only cross our fingers and hope that the soundtrack remains intact.
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Keanu will be two-dimensional (Score:5, Funny)
Unless this is one of those 3D movies in which case he will just suck.
Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional (Score:5, Funny)
Keanu will be two-dimensional
Unless this is one of those 3D movies in which case he will just suck.
Are you saying Keanu Reeves' third dimension is "suck"?
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Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional (Score:5, Insightful)
I hope he gets Spike's character of "I'm too lazy to land an enthusiastic blow so I'll use some wicked aikido" rather than his typical character of "I'm too cool to exert myself so I'll use some slack-ass tactic". At least we can count on Hollywood to find some actress that will match Faye's rockin' tits.
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Re:Keanu will be two-dimensional (Score:4, Funny)
"It excites me incredibly to know that a Cowboy Bebop movie is happening."
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or did a Cowboy Bebop movie just get greenlighted?
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Japanese? (Score:5, Funny)
Keanu Reeves knows Japanese?
Re:Japanese? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Japanese? (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm!
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Re:Japanese? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Japanese? (Score:4, Interesting)
What singing? The music in Cowboy Bebop is mostly jazz of the bebop variety.
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Re:Japanese? (Score:5, Informative)
Some of the Bebop songs with lyrics:
Mushroom Hunting
Green Bird
Rain
The Real Folk Blues
Fantaisie Sign
Want It All Back
Don't Bother None
The Singing Sea
Words That We Couldn't Say
Call Me Call Me
See You Space Cowboy...
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Keanu got the wrong role... (Score:5, Funny)
...he would have made a better Edward!
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Screw that, I think Reeves might have almost enough personality to get Ein down.
When questioned, Reeves had this to say:
"I may be a terrible actor, but at least I ain't no furry!"
Re:Keanu got the wrong role... (Score:5, Funny)
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Sounds about right to me (Score:5, Funny)
Poorly animated with stilted dialog is the way I'd also describe Keanu Reeves.
Re:Sounds about right to me (Score:5, Informative)
I thought he made a good alien in The Day The Earth Stood Still. The problem is, he always comes across like an alien.
Keanu, a tip: The point of acting is to seem like you're not acting.
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Re:Sounds about right to me (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently you haven't met Keanu. He isn't acting. :-P
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Re:Sounds about right to me (Score:5, Insightful)
Because acting up when playing a super villain is good acting, while acting up when playing a normal person is bad acting.
Acting is about portraying a role. Sometimes a stereotype if you must. Ledger acting up as a very smart but completely batshit insane Joker was brilliant. And believable (if you can say something like that when dealing with the superhero/supervillain genre).
Actors that are prone to overacting work best in a setting that doesn't deal with "reality". Ledger acting like this in a much more "realistic" setting would have been bad, at best. Actually terrible.
Acting doesn't have to be realistic, unless you're trying to create a realistic environment.
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Problem with redoos. (Score:4, Insightful)
Just as the Starwars, or any media that we grew up to like. A redo of it with new actors no matter how good they do it will always seems lame to the old faithful fans.
When something new is released and it isn't just right, for our expectations, then it just seems like an abomination.
Re:Problem with redoos. (Score:5, Interesting)
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Live action Cowboy Bebop? (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't care who the cast is, it still sounds like a bad idea.
I think I am going to go watch the entire series right now to wash the very idea out of my mind.
No way (Score:5, Insightful)
The only thing he has going for him is in the looks. His face has a similar appearance to the comic and his body is more or less the same build. Other than that, it's, "Whoa!" all over again.
But hey, since it's a semi-geek thing, I'm sure it will do as well as Serenity did [boxofficemojo.com].
Re:No way (Score:4, Funny)
Reeves is in no way suitable for this role.
The Keanu rule of suitability is thus: Is there something wrong with the brain of the character?
If so, then Keanu is perfectly suited to play the role.
For example: If the character has 80 gigs of memory hidden in his brain, or a giant gaping plug hole in the back of his skull, or he's a time traveling stoner, etc. Then Keanu plays that role to perfection.
IIRC, there was something wrong with Spikes' brain... post traumatic stress I think, so yeah, Keanu'll do fine.
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Re:No way (Score:5, Insightful)
His voice lacks the gravely, emotional sarcasm that Spike is portrayed as having. His near monotone delivery will kill the character and reduce him to a mere shell of the original.
Maybe I'll have to go back and watch the original, because I remember the original Spike being very much monotone, the sarcasm very much in the dialog, not the delivery.
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Re:No way (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:No way (Score:5, Insightful)
One can only hope that in the future [Reeves] will devote himself to playing androids, less-self-aware species of undead, stylish pieces of contemporary furniture, and other roles that do not require the exhibition of any recognizably human traits.
Reeves is a horrible actor and it's so disappointing that producers keep giving him roles. I guess it's done because the movie will sell more tickets, as opposed to using a lesser-known actor who might actually be able to act.
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Wow (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm gonna go out on a limb here:
I think he can do it.
My first thought was definitely 'oh no'. But then I remembered that Spike is a little quirky anyhow... And very, very rarely do they manage to make a live-action with characters that really match the Anime's.
What I'm most scared of is that they'll try to match the voice acting of the English version, instead of trying to get the tone and attitude of the Japanese version. Voice acting makes a huge difference to the overall feel of the character.
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Keanu's underrated (Score:5, Insightful)
It's become popular to trash Keanu, and I'm not saying he's Johnny Depp, but I could also see him doing a respectable job here.
Pressing the panic button at this point is pure groupthink.
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Woah! (Score:3)
Christian Bale as Spike (Score:5, Interesting)
I'd cast Christian Bale as Spike... but that's just because I want to see him in every movie I watch now.
Re:Christian Bale as Spike (Score:4, Insightful)
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Soundtrack (Score:5, Funny)
As Ed? (Score:5, Insightful)
Better actors (Score:5, Insightful)
Spike: Adrian Brody or Adam Brody
Jet: Clancy Brown
Don't know about the others
but yes, they definitely need The Seatbelts/Yoko Kanno. Bebop isn't bebop without the music.
My heart is a frozen tundra (Score:4, Insightful)
I'll probably have to skip this movie. I love Cowboy Bebop, but keanu reeves is one of the absolute worst actors of all time [nymag.com]. I mean that both as serious and funny. So with a light heart I'm going to go find a bottle of cheap vodka to wash away the idea.
Can anyone explain to me why good actors such as Heath Ledger die, OD, or whatever but people like keanu don't? If the man had any honor as an actor he'd step down and let some one who can act take the part.
Oh, and here's to hoping Bruce Willis is cast as Jet. The voice may not be right but the look would be. Oh, and if Halle Barry is in the movie in any way I'm leading the boycott.
Just stop (Score:5, Insightful)
Faye Valentine (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm mostly curious who will get Faye Valentine.
There's already a porn actress that goes by that name . . . maybe she could do it? :) (If Googling she also occasionally goes by Faye Reagan - and offtopic IMHO she's in the top 5 best looking gals currently in the business).
Could work... (Score:5, Interesting)
I think Reeves could, actually, work for most of the scenes (Spike tended to be very melancholy and low key most of the time) but the directory will have to really push to get strong emotion out of him in certain scenes (such as fighting Vicious). As for Jet, I think a shaved Ron Pearlman could pull it off pretty well. Not sure who I'd pick for the rest of the parts.
My vote for Faye Valentine (Score:4, Interesting)
Wrong Cowboy (Score:4, Funny)
Don't bother. (Score:5, Interesting)
I don't quite understand why people dislike Keanu Reeves so much. Well, I think he has a tendency to end up in these lame movies with roles that are easily mocked. I wouldn't call him a great actor, but he's certainly far from the worst. And he's not nearly as obnoxious as others.
My problem with this movie is the fact that it's yet another remake and it will probably be crap. They'll try to reinvent everything, completely missing the character of the original. I expect the end result to be crap much like Speed Racer.
Part of my problem, however, is the source material. Cowboy Bebop is decent, but like most other anime is very derivative and features convoluted storylines. Over the years I've found that anime fans tend to have low standards. As long as it's Japanese they love it. I can't count the times I've read glowing reviews for one thing or another only to find it's not very good. Even what is widely considering to be average anime gets overly positive reviews. And when something is actually pretty good, then it's really blown out of proportion.
My point is why bother remaking anime? The fans will never be happy with it. Few others will know enough about the source material to be interested which means the movie will have to stand on its own merits. At that point, they may as well have just come up with something unique and potentially more interesting. But then Hollywood and unique go together like oil and water.
Speaking of anime remakes, Battle Angel Alita is also coming in 2011, with James Cameron as the director. The manga's storyline has turned to crap, but I still have a fondness for the original story. Even though I'll probably be disappointed I am foolishly looking forward to the movie.
Bad casting for Cowboy Bebop (Score:5, Funny)
If they're going to yutz it up with Keanu, what else can they do wrong? Let's see:
Spike: Keanu Reeves
Jet: Samuel L. Jackson (not the cool one from pulp fiction but the lame one from Star Wars and b-movies)
Ein: Taco Bell dog
Ed: Rosie O'Donnell with CGI and optical effects like from Lord of the Rings to make her appear hobbit-sized
Vicious: the comedian Steven Wright with an albino wig, retains deadpan delivery.
Fae Valentine: the girl from Lazytown that all the pedos have the hots for
Coolie-yo: A brand new CGI character invented just for the movie who brings a fresh blast of hip-hop sass and in-your-face attitude, voiced by Chris Tucker
For every other character in the film, make it be Shia LaBeauf making like Eddie Murphy in the Professor movies, he plays every part. "Nononononononononononononononononononononononono!"
Suddenly I understand how Star Wars fans felt (Score:5, Insightful)
You know, I like Star Wars, but I don't DEEPLY DEEPLY LOVE IT like many here. Yeah I know, turn in my geek card, etc, except I DEEPLY DEEPLY LOVE a lot of anime, so I think I should get to keep it.
Anyway, bearing that in mind, I didn't really mind the "new" Star Wars. Actually, I liked it (except Jar Jar, obviously), and thought all those people complaining about how Lucas was basically ass-raping their childhood innocence, etc, were kind of overreacting.
But holy shit, now I know what they meant. I fucking love Cowboy Bebop, I fucking LOVE it, and now Hollywood is going to fuck it up the ass.
There is NO WAY this movie is going to be a worthy continuation or even a semi-accurate movie version of one of my favourite anime series of all time. NO FUCKING WAY. They just cannot do it, Hollywood just cannot make that kind of movie. Cowboy Bebop is deeply nihilistic in a way Hollywood just does not understand. I have nothing against Keanu Reeves but there is no way he can possibly even comprehend the character of Spike. No-one like him can. I am sorry but happy dumb Americans living in sun-drenched California just cannot understand this kind of emotion. They don't even know what to shoot for.
Faye Valentine? Dear god it'll probably be Lucy Liu. Why not eh? It's an "asian" series so we should get someone from "asia"! Argh!
God, I'm sorry Star Wars fans. I should have fought for you. "Next they came for the Star Wars fans, but I did not speak up, for I was not a Star Wars fan" ... well now they've come for me ...
Re:get ready for excitement... (Score:4, Funny)
If we're going for bad casting, I vote for Cheech Marin as Jet, Queen Latifah as Faye, Rodney Dangerfield as Ein, and Summer Glau as Ed. The soundtrack should be composed by Phillip Glass.
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Re:get ready for excitement... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, wait, Dangerfield is dead, isn't he?
Perfect; they can just splice him in from other movies he's done.
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Re:get ready for excitement... (Score:5, Funny)
Hm, I'm pretty sure in the original that Ein was alive. Maybe my memory's fuzzy though...
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Re:get ready for excitement... (Score:5, Insightful)
and utter disappointment. why doesn't somebody just staple a 'fro to a wooden plank and let that be Spike. micheal clark duncan can be miscast as Jet and the hot chick from transformers and try acting as Faye. Ein will be CG and Ed will be any female actress...using CG to reduce their size.
and dont get me started on what a catastrophe the soundtrack will be.
No, no, no... Clearly Michael Ironside was born to play the role of Jet Black in the live-action Cowboy Bebop... It will also be one more film to add to his repertoire of crap sci-fi movies...
Ed will be played by a hot girl with big boobs. Instead of talking in rhymes and nonsense she'll be a hacker/greasemonkey/tomboy type character - everyone will recognize her as the character who would be totally hot if she just stopped talking about computers for a minute. They won't bother sticking to the original story, certainly not about little details like Ed's age...
Seriously, how can any fan of the original be excited about this news? I expect a disaster of "Aeon Flux" proportions, personally...
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Re:What? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Director? (Score:5, Funny)
Did Joss Whedon really need another blowjob today?
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