Scout Walker Kama Sutra 269
EvilXenu writes "What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex? Be sure to don your peril-sensitive glass before visiting. Graphical descriptions abound, such as: 'This is one of the few practical positions in which turretal stimulation of the rear sensor array can be comfortably attempted for any length of time without both of you having to disengage your leg stirrups.'"
Welcome ! (Score:5, Funny)
And I said... (Score:5, Funny)
This is wrong. (Score:1, Funny)
But funny.
Question (Score:5, Funny)
Yoda says (Score:5, Funny)
Re:argh. slashdotted (Score:5, Funny)
Improper lubrication Error.
Disengage procreator in ODN Conduit u01.
Inject 10W40 into port.
If this error repeats, reboot libido and try again.
What things go better together indeed (?) (Score:5, Funny)
This guy has been dreaming of those erectile light-sabers a little too much.
Re:argh. slashdotted (Score:5, Funny)
This type of story is exactly the sort of thing that fuels geek sterotypes as people with no social life who can't get laid.
Perhaps because it is the type of project that can only be tried by people with no social life who can't get laid.
Oh, baby... (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, Baby...don't be like that. No-one will ever know you got freaky with a robeast of the four-legged persuasion.
Uh...what are you doing with that tow cable and thermite grenade?
Humorous quote (Score:2, Funny)
Stories abound, however, that on Targus IV the course of battle was turned fortuitously by a gouging scoutwalker giving so much pleasure that its virginal recipient quite unknowingly blasted three entire attack wings of Targan Light Cruisers - on their way to defend the crumbling front line - clean out of the sky as they shot overhead."
from The Gouging Bull, under the Oral sex link [churchofthegrey.com]
To be fair (Score:5, Funny)
Linux and sex. Duh.
But as we all know... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:To be fair (Score:1, Funny)
Re:To be fair (Score:5, Funny)
I'd have said a woman and sex. But maybe I'm the freak around here...
Re:But as we all know... (Score:3, Funny)
Is it wrong? (Score:2, Funny)
Not counting Pamela Anderson, of course.
Re:To be fair (Score:5, Funny)
Linux and sex. Duh.
not if you have all of your ports properly blocked off
Ow (Score:5, Funny)
Christ, I think I let the smoke out. Thanks a lot, Slashdot....
Re:Ow (Score:3, Funny)
Man, if we could somehow channel all this horny geek energy into, say, operating system development, we could have a free unix clone of some kind, i bet...
Re:I read "anal sex" (Score:3, Funny)
Ah, yes...the dark side of the force.
Re:argh. slashdotted (Score:3, Funny)
You got that far? I was still trying to get into Position 2 in Chapter 3. But my partner Scout Walker has a "sensor-ache" so she turned around and powered off.
Hmmm, is there a chapter on Scout Walker Self Love...
Darth Hungus (Score:4, Funny)
This raises a whole bunch of questions: (Score:4, Funny)
They probably use WD40 or 10w30 for massage, and wheel bearing grease as anal lube.
Mod parent up! (Score:3, Funny)
Oh well.... now back to rating people on hotornot.com
Re:Ow (Score:3, Funny)
Re:To be fair (Score:2, Funny)
Linux and sex. Duh.
shows what i know...i would've answered linux and star wars...
Re:sex? what's that? (Score:3, Funny)
Darth Lube (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What things go better together indeed (?) (Score:5, Funny)
This guy has been dreaming of those erectile light-sabers a little too much.
Click here to add 2-6 inches to your light-sabre in only three months!
What, no gold bikini shots? (Score:4, Funny)
This site reminds me of Furnitureporn.com [furnitureporn.com]
Re:Ow (Score:2, Funny)
I'm a robot, dontcha know?
Re:To be fair (Score:1, Funny)
That is so wrong.
NUMEROUS women and sex! As many as can fit to rub up against me and for me to see rubbing up against each other, with lots of licking and sucking and wandering hands.
Oh yeah!
Sex and Star Wars (Score:5, Funny)
I could go on and describe the awkward sex in the new series, but that would involve watching that shit.
Re:wow (Score:3, Funny)
Full empoyment... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mod parent up! (Score:3, Funny)
I think I speak for all of /. (Score:5, Funny)
STEP AWAY FROM THE EWOK!
Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
Women and Sex?
New sex phrase... (Score:5, Funny)
The time for "Who's your father?! has come.
Re:This raises a whole bunch of questions: (Score:4, Funny)
Re:To be fair (Score:4, Funny)
Thus doth Faust7 give wholly new meaning to the phrase karma whore...
-renard
Re:argh. slashdotted (Score:3, Funny)
Interesting... but... (Score:1, Funny)
Or how about just star wars porn...
Yoda Does Dagobah
Deep Inside Amidala
Jabbathroat
Re:To be fair (Score:2, Funny)
Like he said, Linux and sex, because Linux is the only way that you will ever see anything close to that in your lifetime.
Let me get this straight. (Score:5, Funny)
And she said... (Score:5, Funny)
That ain't right! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:But as we all know... (Score:5, Funny)
Is this of pratical use to ANYBODY?
'Star Wars' Euphemisms for Masturbation (Score:5, Funny)
Grooming the Wookie
Making the Kessel Run
Polishing Vader's Helmet
Evacuating Tatooine
Unsheathing the Meatsaber
Releasing the Special Edition
Jumping to Delight Speed
Communicating with Red Leader One
Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
Tinkering With the R2 Unit
Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
Test Firing the Death Star
Star Wars != Sex (Score:2, Funny)
Its like Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!
hmm (Score:3, Funny)
Don't forget (Score:2, Funny)
Just like IRL and euphemistically, surely what every SW fan really wants to do.
Your Freudian Slip is showing (Score:3, Funny)
And get all huffy about geek sex innuendos? Sheesh. At least the rest of us are honest about it.