The Trilogy as One 441
jmays writes "New Line is re-releasing 'The Fellowship of the Ring' and 'The Two Towers' except this time, in their respective extended versions. When? Once each week for the two weeks prior to the opening of 'The Return of the King.'"
God (Score:5, Funny)
woods (Score:2, Funny)
Great, 30 more minutes of them running through the woods. On two DVDs with millions of features i'll never even consider watching.
-n
Call me a pawn of 'the man', but . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Three and half hours... Why don't they have intermissions anymore?
Re:Dec. 16th Marathons (Score:5, Funny)
- Viruses go rampant as sysadmins fail to respond to urgent system messages
- Patches, code deadlines missed
- Executives everywhere are paralyzed as their IT depts leave for a whole day and they can't figure out what to do when that Blue Screen with the white letters appears (in case you're reading this: reboot)
- More importantly, the obesity % of the American populace has a massive spike
FoxTrot (Score:5, Funny)
The sister asks her kid brother and his friend where they are going. They say they're going to watch 3 Star Wars movies. She says, "All three? back-to-back?" They reply, "No, all three...three times in a row."
My only... (Score:5, Funny)
My only... my precious...
Hrm...did George Lucas help? (Score:2, Funny)
Yay! (Score:3, Funny)
Months ago I had said to my friends "Since I can't do it in theaters, I'm gonna get all the extended DVDs when they come out and watch them in a row.". Now I CAN do it in theaters. Hurray.
I'm a smoker... (Score:2, Funny)
graspee
Re:1st post (Score:3, Funny)
You mean The Revenge Of Sauron ? No, Peter Jackson clearly stated only the first three books would be part of his movie trilogy.
Bring a bedpan and pack a lunch (Score:4, Funny)
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WE HATE THE MPAA (Score:2, Funny)
Who buys a movie they've seen anyways, that's something I've never understood.
Re:All in one? (Score:2, Funny)
It's about three feet thick, and the most awkward reading experience you'll ever have. I'd rather have a nice set.
Re:That will be fun (Score:4, Funny)
Here's a summary of TTT for those who missed it (Score:2, Funny)
Part II
At that very moment, some wood elves were making an important discovery. Gollum had vanished!
Could it be that he found the ring from Isildur who fell into a swamp and floated down the stream? Gandalf frowned.
"Uruk-hai!" shouted Aragorn. "Gazundheit" said Gimli. "Orcs!" shouted Aragorn, and four hundred and twenty thousand orcs thundered down on the tiny camp. The Man Who Would Be King rolled on the ground, grappling with the murderous beasts. A left and a right. A left. Another left and a right. An uppercut to the jaw. The fight was over. And so the little Hobbits were saved.
Frodo sat by himself looking over the wastes of Mordor. He had learned a little about volcanic rock formation, but more importantly, he had learned something about life.
Friday = MPAA is not evil ??? (Score:1, Funny)
That's what I thought. Either put up or shut up.
In other news... (Score:3, Funny)
It's an outrage! (Score:5, Funny)
FLAME FLAME FLAME
- Just wanted to make your prophecy come true...
how to avoid the bathroom while watching the movie (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That will be fun (Score:5, Funny)
I predict... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Not my cup of tea (Score:5, Funny)
Re:All in one? (Score:3, Funny)
(that's a poor attempt at humor, for those of you so-impaired)
Re:Sigh . . . (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Food? (Score:5, Funny)
So you can pick up a greasy burger, salty fries, and a mega-jumbo coke instead?
Re:It's the format (Score:5, Funny)
In tonight's episode, Aragorn relates the tale of Tinuviel to Frodo, as the other hobbits sleep. Insider scoop: according to New Line Television, the actual Tinuviel backstory was filmed, but due to protests by geeks it was dropped in favor of a true-to-book one hour narration by Viggo Mortensen.
Re:how to avoid the bathroom while watching the mo (Score:5, Funny)
Helpful hints... (Score:3, Funny)
How NOT to smuggle food into the movies [amishrobot.com]...
/.'s will be broke (Score:2, Funny)
- See each movie multiple times in theatres.
- See the re-releases in theatres.
- See the IMAX Ultimate LOTR Marathon theatrical release.
- Buy each movie DVD on first issue.
- Buy the Extended Edition DVD on first issue.
- Buy the Extended Edition DVD collector's 3-pack (with bonus material).
- Buy the Super Extended Edition with more bonus extras DVD 5-pack.
- Buy the "Superbit" 3-pack (with better image quality).
- Buy it all again on HD-DVD.
New Line will make plenty of money!Re:That will be fun (Score:2, Funny)
In that case, I would suggest avoiding Wagnerian operas as well; one of Wagner's operas can last 3 hours, with or without intermissions! As for me, I would love watching the full trilogy in one day, just have a strether nearby to carry me out.
Re:Not my cup of tea (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Dec. 16th Marathons (Score:2, Funny)
Especially LOTR...
Re:All in one? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That will be fun (Score:4, Funny)
Dunno, but a catheter might be a good idea. But I don't look forward to putting one in.
Re:Dec. 16th Marathons (Score:3, Funny)
Sounds like some theater chains should seriously consider getting a T1 and a Wi-Fi system.
Re:Not my cup of tea (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That will be fun (Score:4, Funny)
Re:That will be fun (Score:1, Funny)
I say fuck her.
No! Just leave her home and I'll fuck her.
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