Hall Of Technical Documentation Weirdness 437
An anonymous reader submits: "Generally speaking, with the exception of Tina on Dilbert, technical writers aren't very funny. This is something of a rare and unintentional exception. This guy has assembled a bunch of examples of bizarre technical illustration. There's only about 15 at the moment, but he's collecting further examples."
This guy's collection will grow large (Score:5, Interesting)
And quite frankly, the "kind of dirty" ones wouldn't even be half-dirty for women in a covent.
The only interest of those technical docs is (1) to learn how to not write them like that, and (2) to witness the birth of early mangas.
If you enjoy bad translations into English... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Others (Score:2, Interesting)
Maybe some people need those warnings.
The TeXbook (Score:2, Interesting)
I must protest. (Score:5, Interesting)
I am not a technical writer, but in my experience, the technical writers are consistently the funniest and most diverse group in the company, and they often have some artistic hobby, and some are writing a novel on their spare time. Novelists are technical writers while they wait for publication. Stand up comedians tend to work in call centers.
Re:Others (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:the ibm/pc looking like the macintosh model... (Score:1, Interesting)
I have an Acer S2 from 1989 and a Powermac 8500 from 1996, and the cases are identical. Even the floppy drive bezels are swappable.
The power button on the Acer is in the middle of the case where the 8500 has its Apple logo however.
Actually, 'may contain peanuts' has a reason (Score:2, Interesting)
The explanation I remember went like this: Peanuts and nuts are harvested in the same fields and often use the same bags to dump them in when they're collected, and those bags sometimes get stray nuts stuck inside of them among all the peanuts. Hence, there is a possibility that nuts MAY be contained within the peanut package since there's really no feasible way to sort through every single individual peanut and try to find the nut, and that anyone that's allergic to nuts needs to be wary.
If anyone knows what I'm talking about and has a clearer recollection, or, even better, a link explaining this, speak up!
Notes on schematics (Score:2, Interesting)
Dogs are faster in Greenland because the trees are farther apart.
Its been 30 years, and every schematic that I've drawn since, I've followed that lead and added that same note...
Re:This page left blank (Score:2, Interesting)
Lucid3D, for those who don't remember it, was the first spreadsheet programs that supported "transparent" links between spreadsheets, long before Lotus or Quattro supported them. It wasn't really three-dimensional (there *was* a three-dimensional spreadsheet some time ago, but didn't get much notice, because it was somewhat clumsly to use on 2D screens
Lucid3D had a comprehensive online help system (callable via the mouse: the whole program was *designed* the mouse), showing single-page descriptions of all the features and functions it had. BUT, the help system could also be browsed like a book, starting from the first "screen" down to the bottom.
If you did follow this route (I discovered it by chance), you would actually see, once in a while, "screens" that had nothing to do with Lucid3D, but were rather quotes from books, poems, etc (mostly quotes on writing), just like if they had to "fill up" blank pages. The only one I remember is the famous quote from Omar Khayyam:
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it
Wonder if this is the oldest Easter Egg in computing?
Re:Others (Score:3, Interesting)
This warning "may contain peanuts" etc is placed on many products that are simply near, or which may have come into contact with, peanuts at the time of manufacture (i.e. Milky Way bars run on the same conveyor belt as Snickers, etc).
So corporations have [thankfully] started to add this warning to products so that customers will know whether there is a decent chance that the food has contacted peanuts at any time (and of course to cover their own asses from the lawsuits that would follow).
This allergy is becoming more and more common. Learning some of these basic facts [ucl.ac.uk] could save a life or avoid a new case in a child you know.
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