Star Wars Kid & Episode III?

samsarajr writes "Many of you would have seen that homemade yet ever so embarressing video of 15 Year old Ghyslain jumping around with a pretend lightsabre. Well - he's back and I think we all agree that Lucas should put the kid with the lightsabre into Star Wars III." I tell you this is the story that just won't die. But in all fairness, some of those re-edits were hysterical.

Go for it!

[RinzeWind]

That would really improve the quality of the new series!

--
I joke, therefore I am

Better Him Then

[betanerd]

N'SYNC

I don't think it's going to improve his reputation

[azaris]

I hear he's going to be cast as Jar-Jar Binks.

Casting call

[Faust7]

I think we all agree that Lucas should put the kid with the lightsabre into Star Wars III.

As what? Anakin's metabolically-challenged clone?

The Jedi are all Killed

[Anonymous Coward]

Won't the majority of Jedi be killed off in EpIII? Doesn't that imply that the SWK will die a horrible death? How will this make him feel better?

Re:flaming trolling oftftopic

[NineNine]

... but was i the only one that got really frustrated because there were only .wmw versions of the starwarskid movies around?

Yes. Yes you were.

Give him the ultimate prize

[acehole]

Let him be the one to take the head of jarjar

Re:The Jedi are all Killed

[UberQwerty]

It sure would make me feel better. Why not bring back the kid who played Anakin in episode 1 for a cameo as another young jedi, so he can get killed as well? Maybe Jar-Jar could be a jedi too!

Pretty likely,

[stephenry]

I think it's pretty likely that he'll get a place in Star Wars 3. I mean, he's got about as much talent as anybody else in it.

I'm just waiting for the action figures!

Re:Video?

[sonicattack]

I find your lack of faith ... disturbing.

Um...

[Distinguished Hero]

from the to-stupid-for-words dept.

Right...

Re:Casting call

[Absurd Being]

Metachlorian-challenged! At least be a geek properly!

Re:Or maybe we shouldn't

[Mitreya]

Some kids picked a nick-name for me I really hated. ... The kids in his school are probable calling him the Star Wars kid.

I admit that I am not really familiar with the story... but if he is 15 and overweight, when "Star Wars kid" is a big, big improvement over *any* nickname he originally had.

Re:Naive

[Anonymous Coward]

Much anger I sense in this one. Ready for the Jedi, he is not.

Re:The Jedi are all Killed

[WormholeFiend]

well, after Count Dooku gets killed with garlic, holy water and a lightsaber stab through the heart, Palpatine recruits SWK as his new hatchetman, who kills most of the Jedis until Darth Vader kills and replaces SWK, who in an ironic twist of fate, is revealed as Anakin's father.

Re:Petition

[azzy]

> Makes me wonder about the validity of those porn sites whose angle is "we fooled these girls to have sex then put the pics on the Internet against their wishes."

OMG, good point! I'm gonna ask for my subscription money back!

Fatakin

[donnacha]

They should cast him as Anakin's long lost brother, Fatakin.

There can be only one.

[FatalTourist]

Let him be the one to take the head of jarjar

"Mesa no feel da quickening!"

Re:Petition

[stuntpope]

Well, I dunno, someone told me the word "gullible" was removed from the dictionary, and I reached for my Webster's...

Re:If he gets in...

[Anonymous Coward]

Or maybe a young Porkins?

Re:Not going to happen.

[freeweed]

And I've got a feeling a 15 year old kid can't file a lawsuit in Canada.

You really have to wonder just what kind of example his parents are setting for him: someone hurts your feelings, let's sue!

Maybe the kid is being groomed for CEO of SCO.

Too bad this didn't happen a few years ago

[bogie]

He could have started up a dot.com gone public and cashed out as a millionare.

I know

[geekoid]

he can be storm trooper #12983

Re:Or maybe we shouldn't

[gaudior]

The other kids are going to be wondering if they can get similar mileage out of acting stupid in front of a camera.

They should ask Johnny Knoxville.

I can just imagine the scene...

[Salsaman]

Crowd: The Star Wars kid! Show us the Star Wars kid!
Mother: Now you listen here! He's not the Star Wars kid, he's a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Crowd: Who are you?
Mother: I'm his mother, that's who!
Crowd Behold his mother! Behold his mother! Hail to thee, mother of Ghyslain! Blessed are thou, Hosanna! All praise to thee, now and always!
Mother: Well... Now don't think you can get around me like that! He's not coming out, and that's my final word! Now shove off!

Re:Are all lawsuits evil?

[TheOldFart]

An catholic priests are catholic priests... what's your point?

Re:If he gets in...

[Lord_Dweomer]

" It would be, and probably only should be, a short cameo appearance, maybe as a young jedi in training."

Perhaps of him flailing around with a double ended lightsaber and crashing into the walls like he does in his video! If he makes it in, I give him 1 week until its clipped, remixed, and put on the web all over again.

Re:Petition

[ProtonMotiveForce]

Umm, a sentient being with an opinion.

Now for another daring expression of opinion: You're an ass.