Traffic Light Control For The Masses 824
uniformed1 writes "Eliminating red lights along the routes of their vehicles can give
emergency response teams the few extra critical minutes that can save
lives and property. A front page article
in today's Detroit News details
the emerging problem with a device that is now being made available to
the public -- a traffic light changer. Originally intended only
for emergency vehicles, the $300 MIRT (mobile infrared transmitter)
emits an infrared beam that signals traffic signals to turn green and
gives the vehicle the right-of-way. It is only a matter of time
before self-centered drivers start using the devices widely to skirt
traffic congestion, which is creating fears that chaos will
ensue." Maybe if everyone had these, it would lead to smarter intersections.
Maybe with this (Score:0, Funny)
Easy solution... (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory Simpsons reference (Score:5, Funny)
Lenny [flooring it]: "Stay yellow! Stay yellow!"
Re:Once again, Slashdot trumps logic for technolog (Score:4, Funny)
Easy enough to catch (Score:5, Funny)
2. IR shows up on B&W CCD cameras.
1+2 = just have someone watch vids for cars that have bright IR pulses coming from the dash.
3 ????
4. Profit
Re:Why "I" would never use one of these. (Score:1, Funny)
"Please do not block these doors, we may be going to you house"
That would have driven me INSANE! Didn't anyone sneak over there in the middle of the night and paint a little "r" after the "you"?
Alternate method (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Could this be the a classic Chrome Box? (Score:4, Funny)
Come on, fellow libertarians! (Score:5, Funny)
Competition and free markets make everything better. They work great for companies, which is a strong indicator that they improve everything else, too- like public schools, the electrical power grid, and traffic lights at intersections. Why should emergency response vehicles receive a government-granted monopoly on the control of traffic lights? This is just old-fashioned, socialist thinking. If I want to turn my light green and yours red, and I'm willing to pay money for the privilege, why shouldn't I get the right of way? I've got more discretionary income, which means my time is probably more important than yours anyway. Government should not be standing on our necks and telling us who can and can't control traffic lights. The "invisible hand" can do a better job of guiding traffic through intersections anyway!
I can hear the socialists whining even now. "But what about the poor ambulance and police cars?" they'll say. They're so addicted to government regulation they don't realize how wonderful things would be if it were every man for himself. Hey, why should the government have a monopoly on ambulance service and law enforcement? My Expedition has plenty of room in the back for a heart attack victim or a criminal. If I'm willing to pay the money I should be able to offer a competing emergency response service as I sail through an endless sea of green lights and yap on my cellphone. To argue otherwise is socialist, and we've learned from the fall of the Soviet Union that socialism doesn't work, people.
OK, so it's a cheap shot at you guys. I can't resist- it's so much fun, and you make it so easy!
Re:No Encryption keys? (Score:2, Funny)
Getting broadsided by a truck is less hasle than hacking the traffic lights?
Re:Plans? (Score:5, Funny)
Before long will see those soccer moms with 3 kids in the back of her gas-guzzler pointing her cell phone at the light in between breaths of talking to her friends from the social club.
Life is so unfair.
Re:detection and prevention (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Plans? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Plans? (Score:4, Funny)
gonna bet my gf a bj that there are no red lights on our drive home tomorrow.
wish me luck!
geek gear [wabshirts.com]
Re:Change the Behavior (Score:3, Funny)
Zing!
Re:Ambulance drivers don't go full speed (Score:2, Funny)
No soup for you! (Score:4, Funny)
Too late, I just submitted a pantent on that technology. You may continue your research upon purchasing a license.
Translation (Score:3, Funny)
Computer Support Version:
"Let's give everyone Admin Rights!"
Who's designing this.... Microsoft?
Re:Plans? (Score:5, Funny)