Star Wars Episode 3 Release Date Announced 533
snitty writes "Lucas Films has announced the release date for the last movie in the trilogy of prequels. The date is set for May 19, 2005. The title of the movie has yet to be released. I think I'll give it another year or so before I get on line for tickets."
Uh-oh (Score:5, Funny)
A New Hope? (Score:1, Funny)
Pirate date? (Score:5, Funny)
What's the date for the pirated release?
Great (Score:4, Funny)
Yah! (Score:1, Funny)
Time to get in line!
By released, you mean (Score:5, Funny)
Awesome! (Score:5, Funny)
Wow. (Score:3, Funny)
The title will be (Score:3, Funny)
Busting out the tent (Score:2, Funny)
Surviving on half-eaten bags of popcorn, drinking un-drank sodas, hoping I don't get the one used a make-shift 'restroom' for LOTR:ROTK.
Re:A New Hope? (Score:5, Funny)
One can only hope that you're wrong.
-S
May 19 2005 is a Thursday (Score:4, Funny)
Tickets? (Score:5, Funny)
You don't have to get a ticket to rent it at blockbuster.. I don't understand.
Only 408 days to go... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A New Hope? (Score:4, Funny)
what is there to live for? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Whee (Score:4, Funny)
(Upon return from the death star)
"Luke!"
"Carrie!"
Re:what is there to live for? (Score:5, Funny)
The title (Score:3, Funny)
Based on the last 2 titles, my guess would be Night of the Living Sith
Jason
ProfQuotes [profquotes.com]
Re:what is there to live for? (Score:4, Funny)
Title (Score:3, Funny)
Episode III: CGI
Re:May 19 2005 is a Thursday (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A New Hope? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A New Hope? (Score:5, Funny)
Why should I see it? (Score:4, Funny)
How good?
'More better than you can imagine!'
I dunno, I can imagine quite a lot...
'You'll see it!'
I better.
'You will!'
Re:Pirate date? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Whee (Score:3, Funny)
Episode II on DVD (Score:5, Funny)
I was at my local Walmart store when I stumbled across the island display offering Star Wars Episode II for some rediculously low price. I think it was $9.99.
"Wow," I thought, "That's really cheap! I should pick up a copy!" I greedily snatched up one of the widescreen packages.
But then I remembered that Episode II really really sucked. I put the package down.
But it was only $9.99! Even if it sucked, what a bargain!
But then again, the movie really did suck. Completely. In fact I could easily rant for an hour about how badly the movie sucked. I mean, don't get me started on Jango Fett, the apparently psychic bounty hunter. Or the totally clueless Jedi. Or Count Doogie. Arghh.... I digress.
Anyway, I decided not to waste $9.99 on the DVD. Unless the reviews for Episode III are really stellar, I'll save my $7.50 and skip that movie too.
The real title (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uh-oh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uh-oh (Score:5, Funny)
feels good.
Re:Pirate date? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Busting out the tent (Score:2, Funny)
So, you unemployeed too?
And, after living rent-free for over a year, do we have to watch the movie when it comes out?
I suppose living on the street for a year could make just about anyone deranged enough to enjoy it.
Re:The title will be (Score:5, Funny)
How about Star Wars Episode III: We've Lost All Hope
That ties in pretty well with Ep IV, I think.
Re:Great (Score:3, Funny)
It has been foretold.. (Score:3, Funny)
Special edition critics? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Episode II on DVD (Score:5, Funny)
No no... you got it backwards. It's Episode I that really really sucked. Episode II just really sucked.
If we're lucky, Episode III will just suck.
-S
Re:A New Hope? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm still waiting for Spaceballs II: The Search For More Money
Re:A New Hope? (Score:5, Funny)
[And now, kalidasa waits to become the first poster in
Re:Get in line NOW (Score:1, Funny)
I'm guessing you were so exhausted from the wait the first two times that you didn't actually watch the movies...
Re:You can say that again. (Score:4, Funny)
Episode III Title: The Passion of Jar Jar (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Uh-oh (Score:4, Funny)
George's thought process (Score:5, Funny)
Phase I: Come up with sweet Star Wars idea.
Phase II: Make sweet movies.
Phase III: Profit.
For Episodes I, II, III.
Phase I: Continue with sweet idea.
Phase II: ???
Phase III: Profit.
Title leaked (Score:3, Funny)
Espisode III: Return of the Profit
Re:Worst 3rd Movie Installment...keep it going! (Score:2, Funny)
I'm sorry, but that sappy bullshit at the end drove me insane. It was an hour of munchkins crying and hugging in slow motion.
I just kept muttering to myself "Quit whining and just get on the fucking boat, I have to take a leak".
Oh, and dont forget Halloween 3 - Season of the Witch. I still shake my head when it comes on AMC, what the fuck was that supposed to be?
Re:And THEN what.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You can say that again. (Score:5, Funny)
How About (Score:5, Funny)
After the huge box office ratings of the first movie, you can pretty much guarantee at least a couple more sequels including a buddy flick with Chris Rock as the comic relief sidekick.
Re:Uh-oh (Score:4, Funny)
(Yes...I know he's trying to be Jar Jar...but put an Italian accent to it and imagine the bootup sequence of Mario 64.)
Re:Wow. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The title will be (Score:1, Funny)
Star Wars Episode III: The Planet of the Apes
Re:Episode II on DVD (Score:3, Funny)
Since I managed to totally forget to see The Matrix III (Rebooted? Restitutions? something like that), I doubt I'll bother watching Star Wars III. God what dissapointments these movies have been. :(
Re:Star Wars in a Nutshell (Score:5, Funny)
Re:what is there to live for? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The real title (Score:5, Funny)
At least that's what dyslexic people will call it
Cheers,
IT
To save time... (Score:5, Funny)
official title leaked (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Episode III: The Creeping Fear (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Special edition critics? (Score:4, Funny)
Uh... (Score:1, Funny)
Your missing out (Score:3, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:2, Funny)
Who do I send title ideas to? (Score:3, Funny)
Oh please... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The title will be (Score:3, Funny)
Star Wars Episode III: The Search For Plot.
Its not the Episode, It's You! (Score:5, Funny)
While that's a lot to ask, it all does contribute mightily to the feelings of disappointment. The reality is everything else has gotten much better, catching up as it were. Sure, you could toss Jar Jar, but that character isn't the problem. The problem is the viewer. Therefore I only have the following to offer:
Re:Whee (Score:4, Funny)
Working title (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Special edition critics? (Score:3, Funny)
Oh Lord, I just resonded to a Star Wars/Trek post. I need to go wash myself and see if my girlfriend will still have me back.
Re:Its not the Episode, It's You! (Score:2, Funny)
Your use of the word "bother" to describe the act of seeing the films casts doubt on your statement that you enjoyed watching them.
Re:Episode III Title: The Passion of Jar Jar (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How About (Score:2, Funny)
Re:what is there to live for? (Score:5, Funny)
No, no, the answer is not sex, the question is sex. The answer is yes.
-John
Re:Possible titles (Score:2, Funny)