Need A Few Post-Its Around The Office? 393
An anonymous reader writes "Like every company, we have an office prankster. So, whenever anything goes wrong -- say, your chair starts making unusual noises or your CD tray starts popping out for no reason, invariably you'll look up and see Dave, our esteemed leader, grinning foolishly at his handywork. So really, Damon shouldn't have been surprised when he came into the office one otherwise-normal Monday morning to find this. Nor should James have been surprised when he showed up early one morning to this birthday surprise. It certainly keeps us on our toes." Ah, the joys of not telecommuting ...
People have tooo much time on their hands.. (Score:5, Interesting)
Bruce Almighty (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Peanuts are better!!! (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Time on your hands (Score:5, Interesting)
Where I worked a few years ago, we had something called a 'friday meeting' the 1st friday of every month. A colleague of mine got severely ridiculed because he thought it wise to bring a pen and some paper for his first attendance --- which was about playing hockey in one of the empty studios. On other occasions we've been out go-carting, and even to a grand casino (complete with free pool-side buffet).
Sure this costs the company money, but they do get return value for it.
Re:Time on your hands (Score:3, Interesting)
Times are changing (Score:5, Interesting)
Last year our group moved from a satellite office into the corporate building. Gone are the parking lot BBQs, etc.
Last month our manager turned 40. We spent 3 hours after work decorating her office with black balloons, streamers, static stickers with over the hill slogans, a walker... You know the drill.
The next morning we were all called into human resources and for 45 minutes admonished for what they perceived as "age discrimination".
Yep... Isn't corporate fun?
Re:Newspapers (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:You Bastard (Score:0, Interesting)
I don't go to work to be friends, I get that outside of work, what is the hard thing to understand?
A good one..... (Score:3, Interesting)
Well, one day, we wallpapered a hall, and left out magic markers, and told people "Go nuts" - it was the graffiti wall. Took up about 2 cases of paper. We took the OTHER 30 or so cases down to recyling
Re:People have tooo much time on their hands.. (Score:4, Interesting)
Monday morning he came in a foul mood (usually he was a really great guy) - which kind of ruined it for us. Walking into his office with a pin was a lot of fun though :-)
Re:Enough. (Score:2, Interesting)
We managed to best this by doing something more "extreme" along the same lines. We managed to transfer a friends bed, again while he was sleeping on it, out of the room where he slept. He woke up under a tree...
Office prankster (Score:3, Interesting)
Eventually they let me go but kept him, he was the boss' favorite friend. Favoritism, you got to love it!
Re:Competitive culture (Score:5, Interesting)
With a surprising number of these pranks, the "expected norm" seems to be "fill mark's office with a megazillion of some funny object", be it packing peanuts, post-its, balloons, rubber ducks, bouncy balls, chad, you name it. The only thing creative about it seems the particular choice of "funny object" du jour, but apart from that it looks like the same old joke over and over again... Hey pranksters, next time try breaking this "expected norm", and come up with some truly novel prank, hehe ;)
Re:Competitive culture (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:BSOD screensaver (Score:2, Interesting)
Yep, office pranks are good... (Score:3, Interesting)
Of course, we had much more elaborate plans...
We took several bungee cords from one guy's truck and attached them to the doorknob on the back of his door. The other ends were attached to a large file cabinet behind the door and the cords were stretched to the limit (and I mean it) as the door was shut and latched. Between the door and the cabinet, we placed two large, hardware-grade, garbage bags. The bags' openings were taped to a series of 15-20 cardboard tubes, cut and joined to create several angles, with the openings pointed at the doorway. The tubes were filled with the balls, the bags inflated, and the openings were lightly taped.
When he opened the door, there was an ungodly bang and a volley of ping pong balls went flying everywhere. It was over before he even had a chance to react. He said that the extra resistance in the doorknob didn't tip him off until it was too late.
The kicker... when he unlocked the door, his keys were on a small chain to his belt. If the keychain hadn't broke, it could have only been better had his pants been ripped off in the process.