Daleks Exterminated From New Dr. Who 434
albino eatpod writes "The BBC are reporting that despite 'the very best deal possible,' a failure to agree terms between the BBC and the estate of late sci-fi writer Terry Nation has meant that we will not being seeing TV's most evil villains in the new series, starring Christopher Eccleston and Billy Piper."
Superior Beings... (Score:5, Funny)
Stairs *and* the law then.. (Score:2, Funny)
Galactic overlords or not... (Score:3, Funny)
In most circles, staring is considered impolite.
We have created a new enemy for the Doctor (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Billy Piper? (Score:0, Funny)
Short Borg (Score:5, Funny)
Re:SUCKS!!! (Score:3, Funny)
I've studied the Dalek's at length... (Score:5, Funny)
...at this site [compuserve.com] and I can see Dr. Who's problem. Without the Daleks, what new peril's will Dr. Who face if he's matched against a villian that could chase him up a ladder or through a narrow passage? If I ran the estate of Terry Nation I'd come to terms with the BBC before the BBC realizes "TV's most evil villians" are a cross between a shuttlecock and a salt shaker.
Pointless (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Daleks and Dollars (Score:5, Funny)
Dr Who vs. the Lawyers
Dr Who wants to go to far-flung places, but the evil Lawyers ground him reminding him that it's been 60 years since his TARDIS' last MOT.
Then, just as that's getting sorted out one of the lawyers points out that an old man enticing a series of (usually skimpily clad) young girls into a secluded telephone booth with promises of of wild adventures is not neccesarily the sort of role model they want to be promoting...
fair swap? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:fools.. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Superior Beings... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Lets be honest (Score:5, Funny)
Re:fair swap? (Score:1, Funny)
Maybe they could get Chris Evans to be the new evil enemy. He scares the sh*t out of me.
Re:Daleks and Dollars (Score:5, Funny)
Oh great! So we won't be able to see Dr. Who fight Hobbits either!?!?
-m
Re:Sounds great to me (Score:2, Funny)
U.N.I.T was dismantled due to government cutbacks. The battle against alien invasions has been outsourced to private contractors who charge an upfront of 50% before fighting, and the remaining 50% after successfully defeating the invasion force. The rate will double if ther is more than one invasion force. An additional danger fee will also be charged if the aliens are coming from an hyperdimensional portal, stargate, wormhole or other form of interstellar travel. Any fighting on the other side of the portal will be billed separately.
Re:Daleks and Dollars (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Daleks and Dollars (Score:5, Funny)
If you listen to R2's beeps played backwards, they say, "I buried George".
Re:For the best? (Score:1, Funny)
The Cybermen could be made a lot more evil. Just take their mouth slots and bend them up a bit at the edges.
There! Smiling Cybermen. How's that?
How about some 'contemporary' monsters? (Score:1, Funny)
A giant talking paperclip which threatens to accumulate the stored knowledge of humankind and refuse access without a licence payment upon pain of a dreaded 'blue screen' death ray.
Easy...Laleks (Score:2, Funny)
Re:For the best? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Did anyone else notice... (Score:3, Funny)
We will experiment... experiment! EXPERIMENT! We obey no one, we are the superior beings, so let's disco!
Re:stupid (Score:1, Funny)
Who knew? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Lets be honest (Score:2, Funny)
Eh, they'd just update them a little like they did with the Klingons. Make them a little more modern to the point they would be unwilling to discuss their heritage with outsiders.
Wait a minute (Score:3, Funny)
Re:SUCKS!!! (Score:3, Funny)
proof that smart, geeky guys do get to be with the cute girls sometimes!
Yes, on television where the girls are paid... actually, I suppose that does apply to real life as well.
Re:Copyright Too Long (Score:5, Funny)
Would you really want to see Yoko Ono made destitute and penniless when John was killed?
Ok, maybe that was a bad example
Would you really want to see Courtney L.... erm... Paula Yates... erm... someone help me out here!
Re:Easy...Laleks (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Copyright Too Long (Score:5, Funny)
No way. If that were permitted, you'd have hired goons killing the copyright owners so publishers could stop writing out royalty checks. I mean, c'mon, look at the history of the RIAA screwing living artists out of their checks, or the various motion picture companies cooking the books to wipe out percentage profits. To this day, Warner Bros. Pictures claims they haven't made a profit off 1989's Batman motion picture.
My take (Score:4, Funny)
I think that there may be a substitute, let us see what evil alien or robot bad guys are not being used much anymore, shall we?
Cylons, not from that Sci Fi channel show, the original ones. The ones that could not shoot the broad side of a barn, and could not fly a Cylon Raider properly even if there are three of them in the cockpit.
The Slayers from Krull, slow moving, dim-witted, and get taken out by a super Japanese throwing star named a Glave.
The Peacekeepers from FarScape. Well FarScape fans want to see more action and are made that the series was cancled. Using these aliens means no special make-up is required, just uniforms need to be made. They speak British anyway.
The Geldts from Red Dwarf. If I spelled it right. Doctor Who is captured with his companion, and told that he would die if he didn't marry the Geldts' leader's daughter. He marries, but grabs the Oxygen Generator his TARDIS needs to recycle air and runs. The Geldts chase him all over the galaxy.
Bring in Servalan and the Federation from Blake's Seven. New actress if you have to. It should prove interesting.
The robots from Ice Pirates, hey, enough said!
Borrow the Ferrengi from Star Trek, I haven't seen anything from them since Deep Space Nine went off the air.
Better yet, have Doctor Who run away from time travelling Lawyers who are trying to issue him a subpeona about the file sharing program he runs in his TARDIS computers.
Daleks to the BBC:"Exterminate! Exterminate!" (Score:2, Funny)
Daleks (while getting shoved in the trash):"Waaaaiiiitttt a miiiinuuuute..."