The 419eater Community Pulls Some Legs 219
trusteR writes "Always in the pursuit to rid the world of
419 scams with new and often very entertaining strategies, the class of 419eater.com
have set new records in making scambaiting an entertaining and funny artform. Shipping ANUS laptops, $$$, Death treats, Audio and lots of pictures." This beats the amusement value of a Captain Kirk passport; the scam-baiters here managed to get cash in the mail and get rid of some less-than-perfect hardware.
Hmmm.. gone already (Score:3, Funny)
-Phixxr
Oh no.... (Score:0, Funny)
Great, now the site is slashdotted.
what about violence? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh No! (Score:4, Funny)
Great Stuff (Score:5, Funny)
i can't link it bc the site is
"ANUS" Laptops? (Score:1, Funny)
Would it be safe to say (Score:0, Funny)
What are... (Score:4, Funny)
Perfect in time for Halloween (Score:4, Funny)
I just gotta get some of those! That'll take care of those pesky costumed kids with their shrill cries of "tricker-treat" about this time each year!
The Cthulhu Nigerian chain-yank is still the best (Score:5, Funny)
'Nuff said.
Re:Worse than 419 (Score:1, Funny)
Oh yeah, the cops will be all over the guy.
Re:just look for the urgency (Score:5, Funny)
So when my doctor tells me I urgently need to have my pancreas removed there's a 95% chance that he's trying to scam me? That bastard, I'm going to tell him to go to hell right away!
Re:Worse than 419 (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, how could he ever face the guys down at the golf club?
Re:just look for the urgency (Score:3, Funny)
Thank you. I'll be here all week.
I have a default response to 419 (Score:1, Funny)
This is my form letter response to any 419 scam. Do not follow the link in it; it goes to a site with a large number of disgusting porn popups.
THANK YOU FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INVEST.
I AM VERY GREATFUL YOU CAME TO ME FIRST, INSTEAD OF TO SOME OTHER PERSON, WHO MIGHT TRY AND STEAL MORE THAN HIS FAIR SHARE FROM YOU.
THAT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY. I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU AND YOUR CAUSE. MY CONTACT PROFILE IS AVAILABLE HERE: http://www.aderkach.org/?u=Ich
PLEASE RESPOND WHEN YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE TRANSFER.
GOD BLESS.
Monty Python Reference (Score:2, Funny)
If these guys [utwente.nl] show up at your door, then yes, definitely tell them to piss off.
Re:Virtual scam is safest (Score:2, Funny)
I got an email about the estate of a Mr. Gerrand Schwartz so I decided to claim that I was his son [warmfusion.com], Frank Albert Oral Schwartz. I provided a link to the Yahoo article [206.67.47.69] about my "dad's" death.
When I originally created those Yahoo stories you could still obfuscate the URL's using http://news.yahoo.com@206.67.47.69/schwartzdeath.
get them to buy me stuff (Score:3, Funny)
Only problem is, getting a safe address to ship it to, where I wouldn't have angry Nigerians coming to kill me.
The P.O. box at my college is probably fairly safe, but I don't know *how* safe. heh.
./ effect (Score:3, Funny)
They even have a nice picture of how a
Re:I'm surprised this scam even works (Score:2, Funny)
I own a small business and a few years ago I had a "disagreement" with the workers compensation board. After much fiddling around (and a so-called board hearing that was pretty much a waste of my time) they told me that I had to pay them $650. I mailed them a cheque and put "Extortion" in the memo field. They cashed it and I never heard anything more about it.
Another time, I caught some roofers fixing the building next door, plugged into MY electrical power. They had run a couple of extension cords across the intervening 30 feet of vacant lot and plugged in to one of my outside power outlets. Without asking or anything. Had they asked, I would probably have told them to go ahead and use it but not asking ticked me off rather efficiently.
I switched off the power to that outlet, then went and yelled at them for a bit and told them that I needed $50 to "cover the cost of the power they used and the cost of my time to deal with them." They gave me their office address and told me to send them a bill.
I did. In fact, I invoiced them for $50 for (get this) "asshole fee".
A couple of weeks later I got a $50 cheque in the mail. It stated that it was "in payment for ASSHOLE FEE" right on the cheque.
It was almost worth framing. But I cashed it instead...