RIAA Lawsuits from a John Doe's Perspective 629
An anonymous reader writes "Nick Mamatas was sued by and subsequently settled with the RIAA for file sharing. He wrote a piece for the Village Voice describing his experience, and he goes on to briefly discuss the implications of "John Doe" file-sharing lawsuits. He argues that the labels are using these suits as a source of profit; he also claims that when his lawyer contacted the RIAA to discuss the suit, he was put in touch with a regular staffer, not another lawyer. 'It feels like they're doing a volume business,' Mamatas' lawyer notes."
The RIAA (Score:5, Funny)
Volume business? (Score:5, Funny)
Just think, if the lawsuits decrease, record execs will suddenly whine, "OH WE ARE STARVING, WE SUED EVERYBODY! HELP US ORRIN!"
Your local RIAA Office here to Serv You! (Score:4, Funny)
We are also accepting unsolicited settlements. If you feel guilty about steeling from the table of our hard working label execs just drop by and we'll settle everything.
Re:A volume business? (Score:3, Funny)
Lawsuits for profit! (Score:5, Funny)
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I'll file this under "duh".
It's like tort (Score:5, Funny)
So will society let this one spin horribly out of control until it is a vast, pathetic cataclysm of Brobdingian proportions, that makes strong men weep, strong women faint and baby Jesus cry?
Of course we will. The question was rhetorical.
Re:Your local RIAA Office here to Serv You! (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe they can set up drive-thrus.
Instead of a Jack-In-The-Box clown, we can have giant, glowing plastic heads of Ashlee Simpson, 50 Cent or Shania Twain.
Ha! That's silly of me!
People don't even download Ashlee Simpson songs for free.
I wonder if a giant, glowing head of Ted Nugent is a sign of the End Times. You could pay your fine and buy some ammo at the same time.
Re:It's a profit center!! (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:A volume business? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The RIAA (Score:2, Funny)
I never realised that a business association of music monopolists who get custom laws written and sue people had so much in common with a bunch of white middle class nerds who troll slashdot pretending to be gay black guys. Well, you learn something new every day.
so what happens.... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:The RIAA (Score:3, Funny)
how to beat the riaa (Score:5, Funny)
i haven't bought a single CD since i fired up Napster in 1999
my formula (using eMule) for not being caught is two-fold:
1. load your shared folder up with porn
2.if you must download linkin park or evanescence, the kind of stuff the riaa is sniffing?:
a. stop all of your downloads except that song you want with the most sources and the best connections
b. suck it down in under a minute
c. immediately get it out of your shared folder
d. if you do it fast enough, all the porn suckers you have cultivated will flood out anyone trying to get that drop of water pop song in your sea of masking porn
remember: the riaa only goes after those who make pop songs available, not those who download it
and speaking of pop songs?
i have the BEST solution for beating the riaa on that subject matter:
i embrace world music, i let my mind wander
currently, i'm into filipino music (i live in new york city)
the thing to do is is to expand your musical interests to things beyond the usual pop crap, and you are also therefore using the new file sharing technology to its greatest benefit: connecting with resources that otherwise would be beyond your grasp in the pre-internet universe
embrace world music, screw the pop crap, and you win two ways:
1. you won't be on the riaa's radar
2. you'll grow new brain cells as you develop an awareness of a world beyond your nation's borders, of music beyond your stupid local pop music industry
there really is a lot of good stuff out there that isn't the usual robbie williams or christina aguilera or kylie minogue crap
free your mind and give the bastards who want to market you sugar water the finger in the process
and for those of you with a holier-than-thou attitude about me ripping off poor third world musicians?
if it weren't for the filesharing networks, I WOULD NEVER BE EXPOSED TO THE ARTIST I AM LISTENING TO IN THE FIRST PLACE
solve that quandry and get back to me with your holier than thou attitude
Re:so what happens.... (Score:2, Funny)
You have listened to five minutes of Ashlee Simpson. Please enter your credit card number followed by the hash key so we can charge you for your unauthorised use of this music. If you would simply like to add it to your law suit, press the star key now.
Re:300 million person march? (Score:3, Funny)
Don't be so cheap!! (Score:4, Funny)
With this kind of profit, set up in a nice $5k office, pay $20/hr to the girl in the front desk, make the paralegals beg to work for you by paying them $60k-$100k. You'd still be making tons of money and everyone in the office would be happy...
Re:A volume business? (Score:2, Funny)
Your sig scares me.
Re:The RIAA (Score:5, Funny)
" The RIAA is to America what GNAA is to Slashdot"
Not really, the GNAA trolls are sometimes creative and entertaining.