Star Wars Fans in Line... at the Wrong Theater 618
Rollie Hawk writes "More than a month before the premiere of Revenge of the Sith, fans are already lining up. Outside Grauman's Chinese Theater, eleven diehard Star Wars fans (i.e. lifelong virgins) are waiting for tickets to go on sale. Unfortunately, it appears that the guys with girlfriends will have the last laugh as the Chinese Theater isn't even premiering the film."
Triumph (Score:5, Funny)
Suckers (Score:5, Funny)
HA! (Score:3, Funny)
Not virgins... (Score:5, Funny)
Star Wars Kid (Score:3, Funny)
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
In other news, 600,000 Catholics are in line at the wrong basillica....
haha (Score:5, Funny)
... so wait, are they still waiting?
The funniest bit (Score:5, Funny)
Not only does he have a bit of a geeky tag, the reason he's waiting isn't to see the films but, well, to wait.
Am I a bad person, (Score:4, Funny)
Makes you wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
And then what type of a fit will they throw when they go to the correct theatre and there's already a line.
Re:Not virgins... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Suckers (Score:2, Funny)
pssst... having a boyfriend, while technically correct, does not count.
Not just the wrong theater... (Score:2, Funny)
Almost, because God help me, I'm looking forward to this one too.
Hey, wait a minute (Score:3, Funny)
Uh, hello, Kettle? This is Pot, returning your call....
So, the real story is ... (Score:1, Funny)
Haha (Score:2, Funny)
Han SolOWNED
Completely Sensible Behaviour (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Triumph (Score:2, Funny)
rotflol (Score:3, Funny)
Are you sure the Chinese theatre wasn't showing Space Balls or something??? I mean, really, this is something QUITE obvious. You'd think these people would at least make sure they're at the right theatre!
{shakes head} Damned Lemmings...
Re:Triumph (Score:5, Funny)
All I could do was chuckle to myself while he read proclimations from scrolls.
Re:Am I a bad person, (Score:4, Funny)
-John.
Re:Not virgins... (Score:2, Funny)
Um, you have incest fantasies? Ewww.
I feel a great disturbance in the force... (Score:2, Funny)
C'mon, it -has- to be said... (Score:5, Funny)
Cheers,
Ian
hmm (Score:3, Funny)
This is not the premiere you are looking for (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The funniest bit (Score:5, Funny)
Either he's a doctor of the female arts and nerd...
Or else he's a nerd +5 with absolutely no hope of ever glimpsing what a Doctor of Obstetrics and Gynecology sees all day long... ObGyn indeed!
Nice job getting his handle into print though!
Don't leave me in suspense... (Score:5, Funny)
Shortest reigning pope in history... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not virgins... (Score:5, Funny)
And does this mean the Catholic Church made the first and most widely spread retcon?
Re:Triumph (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not virgins... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Not virgins... (Score:5, Funny)
What people do at home is their own business.
Hopefully your self-esteem can handle it when she asks you, "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Re:Hey, wait a minute (Score:1, Funny)
So sad... (Score:2, Funny)
Last paragraph of the article:
Hope springs eternal, Sprague said. After the last two "Star Wars" films, "We're all a little beaten down," she said. "But this one could be it!"
"Lucas loves us, he really does! He doesn't mean it when he craps on us! You'll see! This time for sure...!"
Bah, I say, bah!
You might be a complete geek if.... (Score:4, Funny)
-While you're in line, your mom is just glad to have your ass out of the house so she can fumigate your room.
-In your zeal to be "first" (you're probably the same geeks that post "first post" trolls on
-Even slashdotters make fun of you.
Re:Hey, wait a minute (Score:5, Funny)
Dear Pot (Score:2, Funny)
The grandparent post used the expression incorrectly. The correct idiom is "the pot calling the kettle black." The poster thought the pot called the kettle "back", which makes no sense at all.
The idiom dates back to times when all cookingware was cast iron. It refers to a person finding a fault with someone else while the accuser is guilty of the same fault herself.
For example:
"You're calling her forgetful? That's a case of the pot calling the kettle black."
or
The case here, where someone submitting a story to Slashdot describing others as "lifelong virgins." Since everyone who reads Slashdot is clearly a lifelong virgin, that's like the pot calling the kettle black.
Sincerely,
Kettle
Not so bad (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Triumph (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Hey, wait a minute (Score:3, Funny)
Good to know that they have created a Star Wars Episode III Queue Ranking Organization using time accumulation to determine the rank, and aren't geeky at all!
Field of Geeks (Score:2, Funny)
Ah! The "If we queue, it will show" philosophy of movie-line waiting. I want to see them push it to the limits: line up weeks ahead of the debut day outside an abandoned grain silo in Nebraska. Let's see if their rule works there!
Re:In other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Of course they are! Everybody knows this guy [wikipedia.org] is the real pope.
Re:Triumph (Score:2, Funny)
Re:C'mon, it -has- to be said... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Triumph (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, don't sell yourself short. You can be both.
Re:Triumph (Score:4, Funny)
According to the article, these fans are more interested in standing in line than seeing the movie itself:
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have found the Comic Book Guy!
They're the lucky ones (Score:2, Funny)
Re:In other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Star Wars geeks (Score:3, Funny)
As a "Deep indie" roleplayer who makes fun of D&Ders, I think you're on to something, but *everyone* makes fun of LARPers (except furries, of course).
Here's a detailed chart [brunching.com] of the Geek Hierarchy, for your reference.
Re:Not virgins... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:"nerd-hags" (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not virgins... (Score:3, Funny)
Hopefully your self-esteem can handle it when she asks you, "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Or it could get worse! "she" could make a comment along the lines of:
I see that your schwarz is as big as mine!
oh! wait a minute... wrong movie! Sorry about that. Nothing to see here... move along... move along.
Re:Triumph (Score:4, Funny)
Nope. Sounds like you got fucking pwnxx03rd.
ggnorekkthx.
Re:erm (Score:4, Funny)
Yes.
It'll still suck. (Score:4, Funny)
--grendel drago
They should get the film now (Score:2, Funny)
Re:"nerd-hags" (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Considering... (Score:2, Funny)
Your parents? :)