Zombie Lurch 102
user_granstro writes "Madison, Wisconsin is the next city to face the shambling undead hordes. At 2pm on Saturday, October 22, zombie fans will assemble in full costume to kick off Zombie Lurch 2005. Organizer Maddie Greene, a self-styled zombie expert, says of the event, "I think that any bystander could jump right in and become a zombie with the proper groaning and limping and attitude.""
This is ridiculous (Score:5, Insightful)
Just Remember Folks... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Cool! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Cool! (Score:3, Insightful)
Madison is wierd. (Score:2, Insightful)
The real danger... (Score:3, Insightful)
We'll all have been lured into a false sense of security:
"Oh, those zombies? Don't worry about them. They're just pretending. Hey, look how realistic... That blood around their mouths, and the rotting flesh effects, they almost look real. BRAVO zombie immitators, Bravo. OUCH! THAT'S MY BRAIN YOU'RE EATING YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!"
But then it's too late.
I strongly discourage these events. The next time I see a zombie horde, I want to feel secure in the knowledge that it really is time to naplam the streets, and start taking head-shots at my formerly peaceful neighbors.
Re:Only once a year? Nonsense! (Score:2, Insightful)