10 Best S/F Films That Never Existed 647
Jamie mentioned (via a Metafilter discussion) a great article entitled The 10 Best Sci-Fi Films that Never Existed. From the piece: "There was a movie that perfectly captured the Douglas Adams experience, the combination of bitter sarcasm and sharp imagination, the droll British wit and whale-exploding slapstick that infused his novels. And that movie was Shaun of the Dead. That movie was not, unfortunately, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a movie that floated around Hollywood for about 20 years before it finally appeared in theaters as a flat, lifeless, americanized lump that was mostly hated by people who liked the book and loathed by people who hated the book. "
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Oh wait, that's real
The Dialogue to this article ... (Score:5, Funny)
B: No
A: Me neither
B: Yeah, Totally
In a world... (Score:5, Funny)
Coming this summer from Forks Searchlight Entertainment:
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Re:Stephenson would be easier than it looks (Score:2, Funny)
Can't have under-age girls actually interested in sex, no, that would be ungood.
Re:As an independent filmmaker... (Score:5, Funny)
(a) Move to Germany
(b) Change your name to Uwe Boll
Re:As an independent filmmaker... (Score:5, Funny)
a) moved to Austin, TX, from England
b) changed my name to Robert Rodriguez!
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Plus, I just have to copy and paste this quote for Snow Crash, I think it's hilarious because it's completely true:
"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live,devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad."
So true, so true.
Best quote from the article (Score:5, Funny)
I think that would make a good Slashdot poll. When did you realize that George Lucas had defecated on your childhood memories?
- Opening sequence: "The taxation of trade routes to outlying systems is in dispute."
- First appearance of Jar Jar
- First mention of midi-chlorians
- The creepy virgin birth thingy
- First appearance of the annoying brat who played young Anikin
- First appearance of the wooden teen-aged brat who played older Anikin
- ???
Re:Matrix sequels sucked because... (Score:2, Funny)
Indeed. [bash.org]
(Not mine.)
Keanu is GOD (Score:3, Funny)
No they didn't. You REALLY need to see Johnny Neumonic. It has some of Keanu's best 'Whoas' that he ever commited to film...
Re:Matrix sequels sucked. WHOAH..... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oopsie. (Score:3, Funny)
Of course, I'm sure I'll now manage to get sued for making disparaging remarks against L. Ron Hubbard.
Re:Best quote from the article (Score:3, Funny)
This meant that he lost the only person who could tell him "No George, that's a stupid idea" and get listened to.
Re:The Matrix Re-Edited (Score:1, Funny)