Genndy Tartakovsky to Direct Dark Crystal Sequel 186
An anonymous reader writes "The folks at Jim Henson productions announced almost without fanfare that a sequel to the impressive The Dark Crystal is in the works and will be directed by the award-winning Genndy Tartakovsky, who created the hit series Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Samurai Jack and Dexter's Laboratory, will direct 'Power of the Dark Crystal,' the sequel to the 1982 classic fantasy film."
It won't be the same (Score:5, Funny)
Jen: He's dead.
Aughra: Could be anywhere, then.
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Then dont watch the sequel? (Score:1, Funny)
Mojo Jojo not impressed (Score:3, Funny)
1 Volcano Observatory Place
Townsville, USA
To: The City of Townsville
Dear Citizens of the City of Townsville,
I, Mojo Jojo, have developed an evil plot to take a very mystical story and sling my monkey dropping all over it. And I, Mojo Jojo, feel not remorse if this movie stinks at the box office. I am willing to spend the money and the resources to make certain that this cinematic feature is a complete and udder catastrophe that neither you or the Powerpuff Girls can stop.
I have studied that there is no reason to steal from banks anymore. Thanks to my superior intellect, I, Mojo Jojo, have learned that I can steel more money by making people just give it to me through legal commerce by creating a mediocre feature that will haunt people for years on end. A few people may even start a fan club honoring my work allowing me to take more money from the people of Townville. I could be like that John Heder person. Could you believe that people wasted good money on seeing such a movie. While I, Mojo Jojo, have plans on creating a death ray that will oblterate all the actors of the terrible movie that I saw as well as the state of Idaho, I hav decided to delay obliterating everyone and everything that reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite. People will rejoyce and display there graditude by wearing "Vote for Mojo" shirt, not "Vote for Pedro". Mojo would make a better candidate than Pedro, who ever the hell he is.
I know that my plan will be successful, unlike all the other attempts that were thwarted by those annoying Powerpuff Girls!
Victory will be mine! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sincerely, Your Bestest Friend,
Mojo Jojo
PS: (|):|33) pwn3z joo!