MPAA Goes After Home Entertainment Systems 402
philba writes to tell us that home theaters may become the new jurisdiction of our MPAA overlords. The MPAA is lobbying to make sure that home users authorize their entertainment systems before any in-home viewings. From the article: "The MPAA defines a home theater as any home with a television larger than 29" with stereo sound and at least two comfortable chairs, couch, or futon. Anyone with a home theater would need to pay a $50 registration fee with the MPAA or face fines up to $500,000 per movie shown."
Re:The disgrace of it all (Score:4, Funny)
One month too late, MPAA (Score:4, Funny)
*writes letter to Congresswoman Matsui JUST IN CASE*
This can't _be_ real. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:yawn (Score:4, Funny)
Oh man, if only I'd realised it was a race. Thanks for the heads up.
Auto Slashdot Story Generator (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This can't _be_ real. (Score:5, Funny)
Great idea! (Score:2, Funny)
That should probably be per person viewing, in fact.
Re:Slightly off-topic but.. (Score:2, Funny)
So what's the problem? Put the game down, and go play.
Z.
Re:yawn (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/4/MS_Buys_Evil.ht
I know it's satire, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yay for joke sites submitted as news! (Score:4, Funny)
What's next? Zonk posting "I'm getting $10million for Nigeria"?
Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Satire? (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, I'm gonna go further. I would, if I were a gambling man, bet that there is at least one exec in the MPAA
Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib (Score:5, Funny)
Re:We're all dooooomed? (Score:1, Funny)
Well, okay, I didn't think Satan would sell out his monopoly on evil for a price Microsoft could ever afford (it's just TOO lucrative a franchise); but to sweeten the deal, perhaps Microsoft threw in a free, perpetual license for Vista to be used on all computers in Hell? Either that or Microsoft Bob?
But if it's all satire, whew! That's a relief. I was afraid Geek Hell had just gotten a whole lot worse.
Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib (Score:4, Funny)
Ironically, I copy the movies off DVDs then erase the files from my hard drive just so I don't have to watch the movies.
Re:Satire? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:yawn (Score:5, Funny)
G-U-L-L-I-B-L-E (Score:2, Funny)
Jeeze Louise!
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Also: have you ever been to Nigeria?
Kittens (Score:2, Funny)
Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib (Score:4, Funny)
Re:yawn (Score:3, Funny)
Re:bbspot.com is a satire site (Score:3, Funny)
Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, those ads were very effective in my case. After I saw the first one, I started stealing cars, purses and DVD's off the shelf at the store, too.
Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The disgrace of it all (Score:2, Funny)
Oh shit. I just finished ripping the stuffing out of my chairs so they would be uncomfortable and I could avoid the fine.
Silly Cordath... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib (Score:2, Funny)