Texas Lawmaker Wants To Let the Blind Hunt

IHC Navistar writes with a story from Reuters Oddly Enough. A Texas lawmaker has introduced a measure that would allow blind people to hunt any game that sighted people can currently pursue. The article notes that the bill may have clear sailing in the hunting-besotted state of Texas. An education outreach person from the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department explained it this way: "A blind person can shoot a rifle by mounting an offset pistol scope on the side of the rifle instead of on top. This allows their companion behind them to peer over their shoulder and help them sight it, but the blind person can pull the trigger."

Chuck Norris

[AKAImBatman]

Texas Lawmaker Wants To Let the Blind Hunt

It's not that big of a surprise. With Chuck Norris [youtube.com] prowling the area, they figure that everyone has a right to take their chances.

Look on the bright side. They'll never see it coming! (The roundhouse kick to the face, that is...) :P

i can imagine...

[hamburger lady]

the number of incidents of people getting 'peppered' around the face will totally increase.

bravo, guys.

Nothing for you to see here..,

[Cyberax]

How fitting.

(insert Cheney joke here)

[facelessnumber]

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Dear on-duy editor:

Um, yes?

Fun with Dick

[Scaba]

Shit. I can't think of any funny Dick Cheney jokes.

How many...

[mandelbr0t]

...blind Texans does it take to shoot out a light bulb?

(sorry, it's the best joke I could think of)

mandelbr0t

Next step

[Jon Luckey]

Does the law contain a "You killed it, you clean it!" provision?

Great idea

[sentientbeing]

What could possibly go wrong?

Trickery

[MrSquishy]

A blind person can shoot a rifle by mounting an offset pistol scope on the side of the rifle instead of on top. This allows their companion behind them to peer over their shoulder and help them sight it, but the blind person can pull the trigger.

A less dangerous version could be:

A blind person can "shoot" a rifle-shaped block of wood by mounting an offset pistol scope on the side of the rifle instead of on top. This allows their liar companion behind them to peer over their shoulder and tell them "Oh yeah, you totally got that one."

Re:How many...

[ExploHD]

Three; one blind man, one to set up the sight, and one to yell "It's coming straight for us!"

First question after the shot?

[chris_mahan]

Did I hit anything?

Objection, your honor!

[The_Wilschon]

I am a Texan, and I seriously do object to the characterization of my state as "hunting-besotted". Note: this post is not intended to be humorous. I am aware that most (at least I hope) people will recognize this characterization as hyperbole, but from many other things that I have read and heard, there remain a significant number of people who will not. Therefore, while I am certainly not demanding that nobody ever say this about Texas, I do wish to speak up and be heard when I assert that this is, in fact, hyperbole. Hyperbole has its place in satire and parody (and other forms of mockery), but it should be countered (as opposed to censored or removed) unless it is known that everyone recognizes it as satire and parody. Texas is not "hunting-besotted".

Re:Trickery

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A less dangerous version could be:

A blind person can "shoot" a rifle-shaped block of wood by mounting an offset pistol scope on the side of the rifle instead of on top. This allows their liar companion behind them to peer over their shoulder and tell them "Oh yeah, you totally got that one."

Then you can stick the blind person's hand in spaghetti and peeled grapes and say it's the deer's intestines and eyeballs.

Re:Chuck Norris

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

Looks to me lik esomebody wants to "tip the scales" on the Darwin Award nomination committee, this year.

Re:Chuck Norris

[ShieldW0lf]

Texan lawmakers are encouraging blind people to hunt, and Americans are afraid of foreigners?

Give em all rocket launchers and let God sort em out...

Re:Lots of FUD here

[microbee]

but those of us in hunting states (WI here) know that hunting is more about family and friends than just shooting an animal

I read it as "(hunting is) more about shooting family and friends than just animal".

No wonder.

Re:First question after the shot?

[eck011219]

Or more to the point ...

"Bob, did I hit anything? Bob? Bob?"

In Soviet Texas

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

Hunters blind you!

Re:i can imagine...

[MindKata]

"Texas wants to let them be aided with lasers"

Why?, is it so they can blind the sighted hunters as well?!?

Re:Great idea

[AhtirTano]

If Texans want to take themselves out of the gene pool, who are we to stop them?

Re:It's Funny - Laugh

[solevita]

How does the blind skydiver know when it's time to open his parachute?


The dog's lead goes slack.

On a serious note, I agree; this shouldn't be an object of mockery. Even if I can't understand the appeal of blind shooting.

Re:Chuck Norris

[EvanED]

But it's not Darwin unless you kill yourself...

BTW, your sig is unusually fitting for this story. ;-)

Re:Trickery

[sessamoid]

A less dangerous version could be:

A blind person can "shoot" a rifle-shaped block of wood by mounting an offset pistol scope on the side of the rifle instead of on top. This allows their liar companion behind them to peer over their shoulder and tell them "Oh yeah, you totally got that one."

You left out the part where the "companion" loads the gun with nothing. Then when the blind hunter, prompted by his companion, pulls the trigger, the companion yells "Bang!" really loudly.

Re:Chuck Norris

[Clockwork Apple]

Can you imagine how much louder than "safty orange" a color is going to have to be so that a BLIND hunter can tell you from a deer?

C.

Re:i can imagine...

[geobeck]

They arent allowed to drive for the same reason.

Shh! Not so loud! Some Texas lawyer might get another bright idea.

oh great...

[commodoresloat]

blind people. with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Re:Trickery

[geekoid]

Blind person: "Why does this dear have 3 eyeballs?"

Sighted person thinking fast: "They all do, didn't anyone tell you?"

Sounds like a penny arcade cominc.

Re:Imagination

[camperdave]

but hunting isn't limited to drunken, illiterate hillbillies.

Yeah! But did you ever notice that they never tell us when open season on Lawyers and Politicians starts?

Re:Objection, your honor!

[The_Wilschon]

I'm so glad that you can completely dismiss anyone who doesn't agree with you (apparently "conservative Republicans") as assholes. That definitely shows real wisdom and not a bit of prejudice. Isn't it nice when the world is so cleanly divided by a bright line into the good guys and the bad guys? It's almost like a comic book! Oh, and one anecdote. Gosh, that just floored me. I don't even know how to begin to respond to that.

Perhaps since you live in such an "island", you simply haven't gotten out much, and therefore haven't realized that most of the state is not in fact like that. However, I know people from all over the state, and very few of them are "enamored of hunting, guns, pick-up trucks, country music, Republicans, etc." Many of them are Republican (as if that is some sort of deadly insult); most of them drive small economy cars (gas is expensive, and trucks use a lot of gas); most of them don't own a gun, have never owned a gun, and are not planning on purchasing a gun; a significant number of them (although less than half I would estimate) do prefer country music (is that so bad either?); most of them have never been hunting in their life, and wouldn't want to go even if someone invited them. So yes, many of them do fit one or maybe two aspects of your misguided stereotype, but nearly noone fits the entire profile. Perhaps it's time you got off your "Keep Austin weird, and to hell with everyone else" high horse. I always thought that the Democratic party was supposed to be populist, all for the common man, etc. Unless I'm completely wrong about that, maybe you'd better check your political stance and make sure you aren't rooting for the wrong team.

Re:i can imagine...

[green1]

of course I'm still trying to figure out the braille on the machine inside the bank near my house that's behind a sheet of plexiglass...you can see it fine, but you'd never be able to feel it...

Re:Next step

[hb253]

I have no problem if the hunted animals are actually used for food and what not. However, I can't help but cringe and chuckle when I'm flipping channels and stop on the hunting channel.

The scene: Two guys in full camouflage, face paint, big big rifles with big big scopes and laser thingies attached, binoculars, two way radios, etc etc.

Hunter1: "Look at that, what a beautiful animal."

Hunter2: "Such a noble creature, look at the antlers, a true work of art"

Hunter1: "I feel one with nature"

BANG