Harrison Ford Turned Down Han Solo Role 472
eldavojohn writes "It's being widely reported that Harrison Ford turned down a £20 million deal to play Han Solo once again in a George Lucas spin off of Star Wars. The source of this information seems to be a tabloid called bangshowbiz. Harrison was approached by Lucas with two roles but instead opted for the same amount to play Indiana Jones for the fourth time. Could the spin off centered on the rugged Han Solo save the Star Wars franchise from its prequels or would it have been another mediocre release disappointing demanding fans?"
you tell me... (Score:5, Funny)
Given that Lucas most likely would have partnered Han with a squadron of Jar Jar's children and a midget in a monkey constume, I think that questions answers itself.
Star Wars 7 (Score:4, Funny)
Does it matter? (Score:5, Funny)
R2D2 (Score:5, Funny)
contract stipulation... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good (Score:5, Funny)
Benjamin Bucks. (Score:1, Funny)
NOW were are the posters proclaiming how this is a good thing that another actor doesn't get paid too much money?
Hooray for the geezer patrol (Score:5, Funny)
I guess if "rugged" is the new word for "over the hill", then possibly.
Is Lucas TRYING to emulate Trek here? ie: Keep re-using the same geriatrics until enough are in the grave that you have no choice but to finally re-cast the character?
No! That's not why!!! (Score:2, Funny)
This isn't the reason why he didn't want to play the role again... he knew he was supposed to be married to Carrie Fisher! And have you seen her lately?! YIKES!!! I think he'd *RATHER* kiss a Wookie!
Re:Thank god he declined (Score:3, Funny)
What about the twins? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh god... (Score:5, Funny)
Probably because you've done it three times already and he knows a cheap date when he sees one.
Re:What about the twins? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Benjamin Bucks. (Score:3, Funny)
They have nothing to proclaim, because if you'd read the fucking summary (let alone the article) you'd see that Harrison Ford "instead opted for the same amount [of money] to play Indiana Jones for the fourth time" (emphasis added).
Re:Good (Score:5, Funny)
The appropriate response is "Have your people call my people".
Re:you tell me... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Thank god he declined (Score:5, Funny)
Re:R2D2 (Score:1, Funny)
Gonna light a bonfire, fuel it with my karma... (Score:5, Funny)
Harrison Ford took the Indiana Jones role over the Han Solo one because it's going to be a much better movie.
The rumour that it takes place in the sixties is true, and fits in nicely with the Mr Ford's present age.
What hasn't been widely revealed is that Sean Connory *will* be in the movie, although the role will probably surprise many people.
Since Satan owns the pink slip for the soul of pretty much everyone who has ever worked in motion pictures, he can shuffle the deck however he sees fit... and some interesting studio mergers mean that Sean Connory will play an elderly James Bond who fell through a temporal rift as the result of Xindi interference with Earth history - the theory being that if they could get all the kids hooked on beer and acid and dope then warp drive would never be invented. Little did they realise that Optimus Prime would ride in on My Little Pony and save the day by assassinating Kennedy and illegitimately fathering Rosie ODonnell with, you guessed it, Rosie ODonnell - who fell through the same temporal rift James Bond fell through. Pygmies re-discover left-over gou'auld technology that permits them to build hypersonic blow-dart weapons, which are capable of destroying ICBMs and thereby save the USA from the tyranny of total destruction when they decide to make the Ukraine glow in the dark...which happens two-thirds of the way through the movie, because the Ark of the Covenant (which was stolen from Area 51 by the Xindi) has been given to the Russians, who are using it to try to re-animate a cut-n-shunt SuperPolitician they've made from the cryogenically preserved remains of Adolph Hitler, Josef Stalin and Walt Disney - but exposure to nuclear fallout causes this re-animated monstrosity to sprout wings and fly to Tokyo, where as Mothra it does battle with Godzilla until Indiana Jones...
Sorry, I've given too much away already. You'll just have to buy a ticket like everybody else.
Re:Demanding fans? (Score:3, Funny)
That would be the Christmas Special.
MOD PARENT UP (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Does it matter? (Score:2, Funny)
aaaaaagh! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Good (Score:5, Funny)
And the Web 2.0 response is "Post a comment on my blog.".
Re:Good (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Real Problem: Harrison Ford or George Lucas (Score:5, Funny)
It's always about Marcia!
Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
Re:Good (Score:5, Funny)
I don't get it. Why can't George Lucas just digitally remaster things so Harrison Ford agrees to play Han Solo?
Re:Dont rejoice (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Good (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Thank god he declined (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Good (Score:5, Funny)
> assuming the movie isn't just about Dr. Jones becoming a crotchety,
> washed up academic.
Potential titles for another Indy trilogy:
Raiders of the Lost Dentures
Indiana Jones and the Hemorrhoid Cream of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last Bran Muffin
Raiders of the Girls Old Enough to be Their Granddaughters
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Erectile Dysfunction
Indiana Jones and the Little Blue Pill
Raiders of the Shuffleboard Deck
Indiana Jones and the Broken Hip of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Budget Mobility Scooter
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Re:Thank god he declined (Score:2, Funny)
Whoa.
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Re:No! That's not why!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Good (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good (Score:4, Funny)
"When modding, I abuse the moderation system."
There, fixed that for ya.
Re:Good (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The Real Problem: Harrison Ford or George Lucas (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good (Score:1, Funny)
There, fixed that for ya.