Teen Accuses Record Companies of Collusion 393
evilned1 writes "A 16-year-old boy being sued by five record companies accusing him of online music piracy, accused the recording industry on Tuesday of violating antitrust laws, conspiring to defraud the courts and making extortionate threats."
Ok... (Score:5, Funny)
Uh... yeah, no kidding. I thought the RIAA's past legal failures should have already taught them that. Oh, wait... were they talking about the kid's charges?
Re:Magic money tree ? (Score:5, Funny)
Dumping their SCOX?
Re:This puts a grin on my face. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh Yeah? (Score:1, Funny)
Anyways, the kid isn't a hero. At best he's a victim, at worst he's a squirming copyright infringer. Big deal.
Combine that with the fact that many
Re:Yay! (Score:5, Funny)
All but two [wikipedia.org] stores in the popular Tower Records chain just went out of business. They still have online sales, but I'm sure there's a lot of retail employees that lost their jobs.
Obviously, their mistake is in not raising prices to cover their losses. Maybe if they raised their prices high enough all the illegal downloaders would realize what a mistake they've made and start buying their music.
Re:in other shocking news... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:God bless this little thief (Score:2, Funny)
Then we had better find out what *is* is.
Here's why this is funny... (Score:5, Funny)
*blinks*
Re:Its was about time, but the sad fact is (Score:3, Funny)
I believe the word you were looking for is embiggens.
Re:Yay! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This puts a grin on my face. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This puts a grin on my face. (Score:2, Funny)
What now? (Score:3, Funny)
*RIAA finds downloaded music*
RIAA - "let's go sue the mother"
*RIAA looses case*
RIAA - "let's go sue the kids!"
*RIAA eventually looses this case as well*
RIAA - "hmmm... who are we going to sue next?.. Hey! They have a cat!"
Good thing they didn't have a baby...