Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Release Date Announced 371
Croakyvoice writes "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling, the seventh and final book
in the best-selling series, has been scheduled for release at 12:01 a.m. on July
21, 2007, Scholastic announced today." A deluxe edition for collectors and enthusiasts is also planned with a simultaneous release.
Live Blogging from B&N (Score:5, Funny)
Im going to get back to writing my erotic fan fiction where Hairy and lee adama from Battlestar Galactica become close friends (wink wink)
So... (Score:2, Funny)
So does this mean (Score:3, Funny)
Harry Potter's Deathly Hallows breakfast cereal (Score:3, Funny)
Cue spoiler t-shirts. (Score:5, Funny)
Summary of the story (Score:4, Funny)
2. After a few weeks something weird starts to happen.
3. Ignore it until just before the school year ends.
4. Find out what was causing whatever was weird to happen.
5. Defeat it/Showdown with Voldemort.
But seriously I love the books.
What? NOT a Vista article? (Score:4, Funny)
Since when do books have more than one edition? (Score:5, Funny)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Deluxe Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Ultimate Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Home Premium Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Home Basic Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Business Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Enterprise Edition
Don't think it won't happen.
Re:Spoilers (Score:5, Funny)
s/wand/wang/g (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Summary of the story (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Gotta give her credit (Score:5, Funny)
Spoilers... (Score:5, Funny)
I've got the scoop the story:
"The school and Harry's friends are scandalized when he shows up to the prom naked on a horse."
Ooops...sorry, wrong story [equustheplay.com].
Re:Regardless of the release date (Score:3, Funny)
You insensitive clod!!
Re:in the future (Score:2, Funny)
The release date will be delayed 17 times (Score:4, Funny)
That'll make it a Vista article.
Re:Summary of the story (Score:5, Funny)
Ha! You're obviously wrong, as Hogwart's was closed at the end of book 6 and Harry wasn't planning on going back anyways! Loser!
Re:in the future (Score:3, Funny)
I think I spot a connection!
Re:Cue spoiler t-shirts. (Score:5, Funny)
It's going to be hilarious when you're torn limb from limb by a horde of enraged 12 year old girls.
Re:Sweeeet! (Score:5, Funny)
Robot Chicken: Harry Potter battles Pubertas (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Harry Potter and the Grammar Nazi? (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, and it tends to "loose" something in translation :)
Re:Regardless of the release date (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Good news for OOTP movie (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Gotta give her credit (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Regardless of the release date (Score:5, Funny)
I know the guy was a method actor, but dang, that's just taking it a little too far...
Re:Live Blogging from B&N (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ma-Fi??? (Score:5, Funny)
I thought that was the genre for those novels at the supermarket with Fabio on the cover?
Re:Spoilers... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Summary of the story (Score:4, Funny)
2.5 Harry stars in the school production of Equus, and gets rave reviews.
Re:Sweeeet! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cue spoiler t-shirts. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Summary of the story (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ma-Fi??? (Score:5, Funny)
I thought that was the genre for those novels at the supermarket with Fabio on the cover?
RonB
Re:Sci Fi (Score:4, Funny)
No. Daniel Radcliffe with his shirt off [playbill.com] is fantasy.
Re:Gotta give her credit (Score:2, Funny)
Couldn't resist. (Score:5, Funny)
To be fair, I'm not sure why that's Harry Potter's problem.
Re:Harry Potter and the Grammar Nazi? (Score:3, Funny)
Are you sure you don't mean "cromulent?"
You didn't hear? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Regardless of the release date (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Cue spoiler t-shirts. (Score:5, Funny)
Dude, I mean really, that's just not the way its supposed to happen....
SPOILER (Score:2, Funny)
Re:'scifi'? (Score:1, Funny)
Sounds like your Literature professors are living in some soft of Fantasy world.
Re:Sweeeet! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Sci Fi (Score:2, Funny)
"It is a machine mechanism that is going to take molecular machines a step forward to the realisation of the future world of nanotechnology. Things that seem like a Harry Potter film now are going to be a reality."
So, obviously the tagging of thís story as "SciFi" is indeed wrong, as it should by "SciFu" (Science Future)
(Yes, this is a joke, pun intended!)
Excerpt from page 608 (Score:2, Funny)
Voldemort: "Crucio"
Voldemort: "Good heavens
[curse missed harry]
Harry: "My name is Harry Potter, you killed my, father prepare to die"
Voldemort: "Stop saying that"
Harry: "My name is Harry Potter, you killed my, father prepare to die. Avadacadavera"
[Voldemort dies]
Re:Gotta give her credit (Score:3, Funny)
Harry Potter: The Next Generation. Starring Wil Wheaton as Wesley Potter. Make sure you watch for the school councillor with the huge tatas. "I sense....frustration. Deep frustration and confusion. And...an obsession with wands."
Then: Harry Potter: Hogwarts Brine, wherein Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft opens a new campus, deep under the ocean, near a magical portal to a different world. Make sure you watch for the local wife (with huge tatas) of the muggle arcade owner.
Soon to be followed by Harry Potter: Voyager, wherin a group of students, attempting to prank some townies/muggles, accidently transports themselves, and the townies/muggles, to a distant land, and they must make their way back. Make sure you watch for the evil alien who they try to convert to Hogwartsim, but it turns out that she was the daughter of a Hogwarts-funded research expedition; she has huge tatas.
Lamentably followed by Harry Potter: Dumbledore, wherein we find that Dumbledore used to be headmaster at a DIFFERNET school, that was NEVER PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED as existing, and infact CANNOT have existed given the existing canon, where they teach magic that is somehow MORE ADVANCED than what is later taught at Hogwarts. Make sure you watch out for the muggle school administrator with the huge tatas.