SETI Finally Finds Something 416
QuatumCrypto writes "SETI@home is a distributed processing client from UC Berkeley that installs on the volunteers' home computers and harnesses their processing power in the search for extraterrestrial intelligence. So far nothing noteworthy has comeout of this massive project... that is until today! One of the volunteers was able to track down his wife's stolen laptop using the IP address that SETI@home client reports back to the server. After getting back the laptop his wife said, 'I always knew that a geek would make a great husband.'"
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Those of you that are visiting Slashdot for the first time and didn't know that, you might want to stick around (and scroll down) because we're going to explain what a Beowulf Cluster is next.
sETi ... (Score:5, Funny)
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Gah! (Score:5, Funny)
PrisonIQ++++ (Score:1, Funny)
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ouch (Score:5, Funny)
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I'd like to mod slashdot -9 boneheaded for that article title. Jerks.
Re:Stop the headline grab-assing please (Score:5, Funny)
Ah, I believe you mispelled grep.
What a crock! (Score:5, Funny)
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And Netcraft confirms it!
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<ducks>
SETI finds... (Score:4, Funny)
What a let down (Score:5, Funny)
I haven't felt this let down since I walked in on my dad bangin my mom while wearing a Santa costume on Christmas morning.
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A good logo for SETI... (Score:3, Funny)
She's in for a shock... (Score:5, Funny)
Sure it turned out handy this one freak incident, but wait till there's smoke in the house and he looks back and forth between the plasma screen and the laptop a couple times, finally grabs the laptop and is out the door without so much as a look in her direction.
Of course, if the laptop started the fire then the choice is much easier
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Never mind, perhaps I'm new here.
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2) make soviet russia joke
3) make netcraft reference
4) ?????
5) profit!!!
One too many? You decide!
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It's a trap! (Score:3, Funny)
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Hwæt?
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And if that guy really is a geek, what do you think he was doing the night he got his stolen laptop back? Huh? HUH?!
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RTFM (Score:3, Funny)
Wait a minute... (Score:3, Funny)
I RTFA, and the police used the IP to locate the laptop, but no one has been arrested. Hmmm...
MIB: "We'll take over from here."
Police Man: "But this thug stole a woman's laptop!"
(MIB puts on dark glasses)
MIB: "Officer, I'm going to need you to stare into this pen for me for just a second..."
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O <-- You.
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That explains it, I guess...
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Oh well, at least it was posted anon. That way there's no karma whoring.
Still there's still some room for blatantly obvious karma whoring for the people explaining the plagiarism and other follow up meta-comments pointing out the blatant karma whoring. Followed by post that explain how the moderation system works.
I suppose I should leave some grammatical and spealing errors in this comment to set up someone else for some cheap mod points.
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Tsk, noob (Score:4, Funny)
You have her grab the laptop and you grab the plasma screen. Geez. You call yourselve a geek and cannot even figure out this simple puzzel?
Now if the comment had been "I always knew that a geek would make a great father" then you would have had a point.
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'Woman' will also, if left unchecked, upgrade automatically from 'friend 9.2' to 'girlfriend 3.4' and eventually to 'wife 1.0'. If this happens the only way to get rid of 'woman' is via very expensive software... 'divorce 1.0' which will leave you with even less money than when you had 'wife 1.0' problems.
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No manual entry for woman
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Geek or Alien? (Score:4, Funny)
SETI finding intelligent life?
or a GEEK getting married?
And ... (Score:2, Funny)
... will no one think of the children?
Imagine the danger they must be in from these Beowolves!
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Chuck & the List (Score:3, Funny)
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SETI == ? (Score:3, Funny)
Trouble with women? (Score:2, Funny)
Here's a little piece I penned recently, hope it lessens your confusion.
Analogies of women as they apply to OS platforms:
The College Freshman
Clearly insecure, entirely self-absorbed, and oblivious to the world-at-large, this specimen says she will do most anything to please, though when it comes down to it, her inexperience is obvious and you end-up either fighting or breaking it off. The on-again-off-again relationship that ensues is rife with games and torment. Ultimately, you move on to something more mature. (Win9x)
The Business “Model”
Brains and beauty, she knows how to get things done. She's professional in all matters, can follow-up on every commitment and is fairly in-touch with the world. On the flip side, she's almost entirely without humor and becomes jaded at the thought of playing any games. She doesn't laugh at your jokes, approaches intimacy like a German Factory Supervisor, and steadily removes all enjoyment from day-to-day life with the same efficiency as when organizing her shoes. (Win2000)
The Homemaker
Sweet and approachable, this little cutie aims to please. She's nurturing, kind and anticipates your needs with uncanny consistency. You are lulled into a sense of comfort by the constant attention, unaware that she is fulfilling her own agenda. Unscrupulous elements from her past have corrupted her true intentions, though she would never show it. Sometimes she's gone for hours on end, but always returns saying, “I just had to handle a few things.” She's a bit protective, too. Sometimes she feels more like a Mother than a Significant Other, and sporadically denies you what you want, even when you ask nicely. (WinXP)
The Hippie Chick
She's terribly cute, insanely fashionable and always upbeat. It seems she doesn't ever wear the same outfit twice, and can always brighten your day with a song. “Head in the stars and feet on the ground,” is Her Saying, though you eventually believe that it's only half true. Everything is perfect, but a bit too perfect. She never really disagrees with you, but she tends to take your desires too far on occasion. One time, after you said, “You should get some rest,” she ended-up sleeping half the day and dancing all night; keeping you awake. You always wonder if there's something better. (MacOS)
The College Grad
A drop-dead gorgeous, head-turning form makes this one outwardly irresistible. If you're brave enough to strike-up a conversation, you will only get the chit-chat at first. After a while, you begin to see that she holds more knowledge that she lets on. Stylish, versatile and attentive to your needs, she seems like Mrs. Right for a long while, and after spending a-bankroll-and-a-half in dating. Her penchant for parties and going-out are merely a facade for her Networking. It seems she's working on her public image night-and-day. When it comes to actually having fun, she claims there's not enough time or that she doesn't know how to play the game. Intimacy is a brief experience in-between making plans or shopping for expensive accessories. She's everything you want, and more than you need. (OS X)
The Girl Next Door
Though often outwardly plain, she hides a tremendous beauty within. Her beauty comes right through the rugged good-looks and belies an inner strength, which makes her both reliable and kind. She's not always forthcoming about her problems, but she tends to solve most of them herself. Whatever comes up, she is happy to discuss it and let you in on her past. Ver
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