College Demands RIAA Pay Up For Wasting Its Time 261
An anonymous reader writes "We've already seen the University of Wisconsin tell the RIAA to go away, but the University of Nebaska has gone one step further: it's asking the RIAA to pay up for wasting its time with the silly demand to push students into paying up. The spokesperson for the University also notes that since they constantly rotate IP addresses and have no need to hang onto that information for very long, they simply cannot help the RIAA. They have no clue who was attached to which IP address at the time the RIAA is complaining about."
RIAA needs to pay me... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Good (Score:4, Funny)
I hope Nebraska Wins (Score:3, Funny)
Go Cornhuskers, Go Big Red! (Score:4, Funny)
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College Students
Single Mothers
Dissabled Vets
Household pets
The Deceased
Newborn babies
People without internet
No one is safe from the law!
Re:FUCK YOU SEVEN ELEVEN! (Score:2, Funny)
Sucking the filling out of hostess fruit pies at seven eleven and then putting them back is not theft.
It'd vandalism.
Semantics are fun.
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This really worries me, since I use USAA [usaa.com] for a lot of my insurance and banking.
Re:RIAA needs to pay me... (Score:5, Funny)
Better get that plane ticket to Soviet Russia then. I've heard the time travel costs extra.
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Reasons for RIAA not to sue Universities (Score:4, Funny)
2. Many many lawyers and soon-to-be lawyers looking forward to massive p0wnage of RIAA that will give them credit and make a name for them in future work in the law are studying at the universities.
3. Many faculty lawyers looking to publish papers to prove how good they are at p0wning RIAA - publish or perish!
4. Lots of grads willing to donate money to their alum funds to help p0wn RIAA.
5. It's just plain FUN!
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Re:Here in Nebraska (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Finally! (Score:4, Funny)
STB
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Re:Official "Who's Next?" Pool (Score:5, Funny)
You try reading legalise with all the vowels stripped out.
Re:Ironic (Score:3, Funny)
Fill that sucker out and there goes your plausible deniability.