Lawsuit Invokes DMCA to Force DRM Adoption 332
TechnicolourSquirrel writes "Forbes.com informs us that the company Media Rights Technologies is suing Microsoft, Apple, Adobe, and Real Networks for not using its DRM technology and therefore 'failing to include measures to control access to copyrighted material.' The company alleges that their refusal to use MRT's X1 Recording Control technology constitutes a 'circumvention' of a copyright protection system, which is of course illegal under the Digital Millenium Copryight Act. I would say more, but without controlling access to this paragraph with MRT's products, I fear I have already risked too much ..."
How dare they.. (Score:4, Funny)
It gets worse... (Score:5, Funny)
DRM's never been used for worthless suits before.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It gets worse... (Score:5, Funny)
Futility. (Score:2, Funny)
It won't work. Even if you don't say anything, you're "failing to include measures to control access" and thus "constitut[ing] a circumvention of a copy protection system." -Loyal
Re:It gets worse... (Score:5, Funny)
They can have as much control of my digi. hole as they want, just as long as they don't go after my anal. hole.
I'm filing suit against Media Rights Technologies (Score:5, Funny)
Some companies really have no conscience.
This just in: (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Couldn't anyone say this? (Score:4, Funny)
A blow to academia (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This just in: (Score:5, Funny)
Eh. They'd probably break parole and just not show up. Slackers.
Re:Hilarious PR (Score:5, Funny)
Business opportunity! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This just in: (Score:3, Funny)
A life sentence of pushing up daisies, I presume?
c.
Re:My suggestion (Score:2, Funny)
I'm safe (Score:4, Funny)
Absolutely everything I produce (including this post) is encrypted with 26 rounds of a sophisticated encryption algorithm known as ROT13. Sometimes, when I'm feeling particularly concerned about the value of the IP I'm producing, I'll apply 32 or even 64 rounds of this algorithm!
I am afraid, however, that by decrypting this post, you are in violation of the DMCA. See you in court suckers!
Re:DRM (Score:2, Funny)
Note to DoD, DHS, etc: the above statement is a joke. I do not intend to shoot the president and do not condone criminal behavior. Your Mooninite Scare lawsuits will not touch me.
Re:Hilarious PR (Score:4, Funny)
Shouldn't they be sending out Commence and Continue letters?
By the way, I'm going to start suing random people for not buying products that I'm going to invent, because those products would be really good and would help them a lot. You've all been warned!
Re:It gets worse... (Score:4, Funny)
Too late! [uncyclopedia.org]
What Would Monty Python Do? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:There is no lawsuit. (Score:3, Funny)
Wow, where can I get lawyers that cheap?
Re:It gets worse... (Score:3, Funny)
Can we stop Global Warming simply by getting all the lawyers to shut up...? What they spew is pretty close to methane...
Re:This just in: (Score:5, Funny)
Eh. They'd probably break parole and just not show up. Slackers.
Nah, they just put them to work in congress.
Re:How dare they.. [OT] (Score:2, Funny)
Re:DRM's never been used for worthless suits befor (Score:5, Funny)
Martha! Fetch up the chainsaw! We got us a legal problem needs fixin.
I want what there smokeing (Score:2, Funny)
Can I .... (Score:3, Funny)
Er, I mean:
Re:I'm safe (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hilarious PR (Score:3, Funny)
Judge: The court finds in favor of the defendant on account of the plaintiffs being a bunch of twits, and bringing a totally baseless and frivolous lawsuit which has wasted our time here. Case against the defendant is dismissed, however, I'm awarding a $10 million punitive judgment against the plaintiffs, to be paid to the defendant, and plaintiffs must also pay court costs. This hearing is adjourned.
Judge: Bailiff, please escort the plaintiffs out. If you accidentally beat them with your nightstick, I'll understand.
Re:This just in: (Score:2, Funny)
Eh. They'd probably break parole and just not show up. Slackers.
Nah, they just put them to work in congress.