Using Technology to Enhance Humans 293
Roland Piquepaille writes "It's a well-known fact that technology can improve our lives. For example, we can reach anyone and anywhere with our cellphones. And people who can't walk after an accident now can have smart prosthesis to help them. But what about designing our children on a computer or having a chip inside our brain to answer our email messages? Are we ready for such a future? In 'Robo-quandary,' the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports that many researchers are working on the subject. And as a professor of neuroscience said, "We can grow neurons on silicone plates; we can make the blind see; the deaf hear; we can read minds." So will all we become cyborgs one day?"
First $6,000,000 Man reply (Score:1, Funny)
Sex With Robots (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Better question: Will we remain human? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:communication (Score:4, Funny)
people can wait for me to return a message on the answering machine.
Re:communication (Score:5, Funny)
the horrors of LoverBot tech support! (Score:3, Funny)
[lonely geek]: Hello? Are you human?
[support]: Yes dearie, I am human...
[lonely geek]: Oh good, I'm speaking with a real techie girl! My LoverBot v6.2 beta just crashed in the middle of some awesome robolovin', and I can't get her rebooted. Can you help me?
[support]: {chewing gum sound} Have you tried plugging her in, givin' her some juice?
[lonely geek]: Oh yes, Lots!! but, for some reason she doesn't respond? Whats's going on???
[support]: ....I mean of the electricity kind...
[lonely geek]: oh yes, that too. But she won't start up!
[support]: haven't you tried readin' the manual?
[lonely geek]: You mean that damn phone book sized thing that came in the box? ...no...
[support]: Well, once you git 'round to readin' it', {chewing gum sound} give us a call, willya? Thanks... [CLICK, dead air...]
[lonely geek]: Noo!! Don't hang up on me, I only want to be carressed... that is all! Sigh, where's that manual?
Re:communication (Score:3, Funny)
Newb.
Re:communication (Score:2, Funny)
"Excuse me, sir, your head is shaking. Are you going to answer that?"
Pretty handy for answering incoming calls. However, pretty hard to carry on a live conversation with frothy bubbles spewing forth from your mouth. But, then again, I could always shave with it. I think I'm still undecided on this technology.
Re:Oh good (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Goatse! (Score:3, Funny)
Using Technology to Enhance Humans (Score:3, Funny)
I can imagine the news:
Suzy, 23, said her bionic implants made her drink boiling water until her jaw dropped. "The implant said it's room temperature, and I have absolute trust in my bionic implants".
Re:communication (Score:3, Funny)
Re:We are The Borg. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Are they really improvements? (Score:3, Funny)
The GP said he uses tech for fun and profit and this is your response? If life after needing a pacemaker doesn't include some fun then help the guy live it up a little, please. Just not with an iPod.