Lawyer Asks RIAA To Investigate Bush Twins 529
tanman writes "After reading an article in the Miami Herald that said "[President] Bush's twin daughters gave him a CD they had made for him to listen to while exercising," a Florida lawyer calculated statutory damages of $1.8 million and has sent a letter to the RIAA asking that they 'display the same vigor in prosecuting this matter and protecting the rights of your rights-holders that it has displayed in enforcing those rights against other alleged violators.' From the letter: 'This is a serious violation of copyright. As you know, whichever of your member organizations that are right[s]-holders for the copied musical works may be entitled to statutory damages of $150,000.00 per musical work copied.'" Update: 06/22 18:55 GMT by KD : The lawyer in question has retracted his analysis and now says no laws were broken, probably.
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Inflation or greed? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bush twins (Score:2, Funny)
The Bush part is just a bonus.
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RIAA vs Bush (Score:5, Funny)
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What a CRAPPY Gift (Score:3, Funny)
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Oldie but goodie (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Excellent (Score:5, Funny)
Wisdom is the skill of knowing what to overlook. Other rich people, who are similarly better people than poor people, know this skill of wisdom. This explains perfectly why rich people overlook other rich people's crimes. It's because they are WISE, you impoverished ignoramous!
The important thing to remember here is that rich people have NOTHING against poor people. If it weren't for the fact that poor people don't have any money, they could be enjoying the very same privileges that rich people enjoy.
And that's how we conservatives REALLY feel about the subject. Fuck Y'all!
Re:What a CRAPPY Gift (Score:3, Funny)
Re:RIAA vs Bush (Score:2, Funny)
Easy - Tell Bush that the RIAA funds terr'rists.
(but let me move out of Los Angeles first.)
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Dear RIAA, (Score:3, Funny)
There, *now* they'll be interested in pursuing this one.
Re:Perfectly reasonable... (Score:3, Funny)
Caption under the photo at the start of the article:
If I had been the plaintiff in that case, I would have sued for "promise of breeches".
Beef.
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Jack Thompson? (Score:3, Funny)
Hold on... has Jack Thompson moved on from gaming?
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Careful Now (Score:5, Funny)
Careful now, all of you Slashdotties are going to be grossly guilty of hypocrisy if you don't support the twins right to make a mix CD. Unreasoned Bushy-hate should be no substitute for doing the "right thing". (That is, if you consider making a mix CD the right thing.)
For all you that feel making a mix CD is piracy, by all means, proceed to bash.
In other news:
The Bush Administration has stated that they know of no connection between these and the lawyer's actions regarding the twins.
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Maybe if some more white trash chicks would spend some of those dollar bills on Texas oil investments instead of wasting it all on baby formula, they would get ahead too!
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