Cart Locking System Released as Open Source 323
An anonymous reader writes "You may have noticed that over the past few years it has become increasingly common to find supermarket and large retail store shopping carts equipped with 'boots' designed to lock up if you try to take the cart outside of the store. Now, someone has discovered through some clever analysis the signal used to both lock and unlock carts, and has designed a portable system that locks up all carts within 20 feet of the emitter! They have released the schematics, software, and detailed instructions for assembling the systems on Instructables, an online magazine dedicated to releasing howto's for everything from rat taxidermy to Shopping Cart EMPs under a Creative Commons License."
I smell...... (Score:3, Funny)
This sure sounds ... (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not big on security by obscurity, but... (Score:5, Funny)
I'd much prefer if supermarket pranksters stuck to less annoying pranks, like hiding a speakerphone and ketchup bags in a baby-less baby-holder, having it play "crying" sounds, and then publicly "beating" the "baby" until it "bleeds".
the unlock feature (Score:3, Funny)
I felt a great disturbance in the force (Score:5, Funny)
Re:a solution that works somewhat here..... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm not big on security by obscurity, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I smell...... (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.instructables.com/id/SDIS7ALF3ER7V5W/ [instructables.com]
Re:I'm not big on security by obscurity, but... (Score:1, Funny)
If they're showing you how to to do it with a 20 feet, someone will figure out how to do it over a 200ft range.
How about a snipers rifle kinda device that works over a longer range... THAT'D BE SO COOL...
or leaving smaller devices around supermarkets that pulse every few hours...
or hiding them on the carts themselves.
The possibilities are almost endless.
If enough people do it, the supermarkets will realize shopping cart DRM is a bad idea.
Wacky Race (Score:5, Funny)
Messing with the security barrier alarms (Score:4, Funny)
1. If you're in the UK and you've bought region 1 DVDs, look inside the case and you'll most likely find one of those long thin security tags.
2. Peel off one of those security tags and stick it the underside of a shopping trolley.
3. Sit back and wait for some unsuspecting shopper to trigger the alarm, when going in nobody will really bat an eyelid, but if they walk out with a trolley load of shopping and it goes off, things will get interesting.
4. Tag as many shopping trolleys as you can for maximum fun.
5. ????
6. Profit!
Funny or sick? You decide. (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me somewhat of this [bash.org] quote from bash.org-
She said she had never seen such a horrified look in her life.
Boots on shopping carts? Where are those used? (Score:2, Funny)
Do I smell... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm not big on security by obscurity, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Redefining the shopping experience... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm not big on security by obscurity, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, how dare they lock up our shopping cart culture with their technological barriers!
Re:Messing with the security barrier alarms (Score:5, Funny)
So I carefully unsewed part of my friend's back pack strap, inserted a strip, and sewed it back together. I also threw some strips in random pockets, just so he'd think it might be over once he found them.
You could always tell when he was leaving the library. The alarm would go off and he'd yell "FUCK! EVERY FUCKING TIME!"
I also put one in a friend's shoe. He became quite neurotic.
A Better Target (Score:5, Funny)
Re:All done with magnets! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:All done with magnets! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh Great (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just wait until the next snowstorm... (Score:2, Funny)
Now that's a recipe for shit sandwiches.
Shopping carts are parts of the culture!.. (Score:5, Funny)
The carts are part of the culture.
The system is grossly skewed towards the interest of the cart-owners, who abuse their control over the implements.
We have the right to take the carts away for our convenience (fair use) — and it is not "stealing", because we always plan to bring them back some day. It is stupid and unethical for the supermarkets to fight their customers over this, especially the single mothers (who have never gone shopping) among them.
SMAA (SuperMarket Association of America) and similar oppressive institutions world-wide will, no doubt, try to suppress this new invention, so all freedom-fighters must start mirroring the just released information on their computers.
Re:a solution that works somewhat here..... (Score:3, Funny)
That would never work here in the States...no one carries one euro coins...
Re:I'm not big on security by obscurity, but... (Score:2, Funny)
Twice.
Re:Redefining the shopping experience... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Redefining the shopping experience... (Score:4, Funny)
(Couldn't resist...) (Score:4, Funny)
Either way, you're going to get fucked.
Re:Funny or sick? You decide. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm not big on security by obscurity, but... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm not big on security by obscurity, but... (Score:3, Funny)
Suddenly the decline of the British Empire makes so much more sense.