Warner Bros. to Turn All 15 Oz Books Into Movies 249
Lucas123 writes "After purchasing the rights to the Oz books from Ted Turner Warner Bros., along with Village Roadshow Pictures, will be taking Spawn creator Todd McFarlane's idea to produce movies based on the Oz books. They've obtained the rights to the 14 titles written by 'The Wizard of Oz' author L. Frank Baum, as well as the the fifteenth book ('The Royal Book of Oz'), written by Ruth Plumly Thompson. Screen Writer John Olson's 'vision is of a bit tamer PG movie and hopefully the two can find some middle ground of compromise that will please them both and not hurt the final product.'"
How many? (Score:5, Funny)
What about the 1 pound books? (Score:5, Funny)
15oz. books? (Score:2, Funny)
wtf (Score:4, Funny)
Excellent! And perhaps they might even be able to get Uwe Boll to direct!
Re:Public Domain (Score:3, Funny)
Missing some of the review (Score:5, Funny)
Olson's vision is of a bit tamer PG movie and hopefully the two can find some middle ground of compromise that will please them both and not hurt the final product.
McFarlane and Olson are also planning on releasing a new hip, edgy version of the Care Bears based mostly on Sin City. The "Care Bear Stare" will be reimagined as beam weapons mounted on the bears heads that melt off peoples faces. A sequel of "Milo and Otis" set twenty years later is also scheduled as the newest spin on "Pet Cemetary."
While nothing else is really complete, these two want to assure you that the plan to replace every warm, fuzzy childhood story with nightmarish tales so that you'll lose all sense of past and therefore be willing to watch anything is proceeding according to plan and scheduled to be complete by the year 2015.
Re:Missing some of the review (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe McFarlane was influenced by the Marin Independent Journal's movie synopsis:
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again."
Re:Oh, real tough getting (copyright/trademark) (Score:2, Funny)
They could always call it 0Z (chr(13)) instead and it would
Re:Aren't they in the public domain? (Score:4, Funny)
Converting 13.125 pounds of books into movies. (Score:1, Funny)
FTA (Score:5, Funny)
He can speak for himself. Red thigh-high stiletto boots work magic for me!
Re:How many? (Score:5, Funny)
Deep voice movie announcer guy
This summer...
WHOOSH
There is another word for EXCITEMENT!
Roget's Thesaurus: The Motion Picture
Sooo.... (Score:4, Funny)
qz
Re:15oz. books? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:FTA (Score:1, Funny)
Authentic, I hope. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:American McGee (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What about the 1 pound books? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:1, Funny)
Oh well, you can't please the Asperger's support group otherwise known as Slashdot mods.
Re:So what you're telling me... (Score:3, Funny)
At least they didn't turn it into a musical (wrong Jackson for that). They would have had to extend it out to about 14 hours, and have shrieking breastplated women on horses, the hero singing to his sword, supernatural beings crooning while leaving the world...
Wait a sec... didn't someone already do that [wikipedia.org]?
15 Oz Books? (Score:2, Funny)
I was definitely confused as to what the books' weights had to do with anything...
Aikon-
Re:How many? (Score:5, Funny)
Roget's Thesaurus: The Motion Picture, Feature Film, Movie, Moving Picture, Flick, Cinematic Entertainment
Re:How many? (Score:4, Funny)
I guess I can find out exactly what Oz is, if I can weight for the movie. (there goes any Karma I had
Re:What about the 1 pound books? (Score:4, Funny)