Paramount Casts New James T. Kirk 244
Tycoon Guy writes "TrekToday reports that Paramount is in talks with 27-year old actor Chris Pine to play the role of Captain Kirk in the new 'Star Trek' film. Pine is almost completely unknown, but he's also being courted to star opposite George Clooney in 'White Jazz,' so he's being called "the hottest new actor in town." In addition, 'Hulk' actor Eric Bana was cast today as Nero, the main villain of Trek XI."
Good Job, but (Score:5, Funny)
Now. He has to learn. To talk. Like this.
Chris Pine? That's one letter away from Chris Pike! [memory-alpha.org] Coincidence? I don't think so!
Actually, the actor is named Chris Pike (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Shatner is out? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Shatner is out? (Score:5, Funny)
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Re:Shatner is out? (Score:4, Funny)
Other cast options.... (Score:5, Funny)
That's Christopher PIKE (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Shatner is out? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Other cast options.... (Score:5, Funny)
Kirk: Spock what do you think?
Spock: I know kung fu!
Re:Odd numbered trek movies, good or bad? (Score:2, Funny)
The real question is... (Score:5, Funny)
Now. He has to learn. To talk. Like this.
BUT!
The REAL question IS...
can he SING?
Picture yourself. In a boat. On a river.
With Tan-gerine dreams, and MARMALADE skies!
Somebody -- calls you... you anssswerrr quuuiiitee sllllowwwwllllyyyy,
A GIRL! with kalEIIIIDOscope eyes...
Re:Shatner is out? (Score:5, Funny)
Fixed that for you...
Re:Pike & Pine...Enterprise (Score:3, Funny)
"clitorus" ? (Score:5, Funny)
Geez, some guys can't even find it in the dictionary!
(But I'll give you credit, that's a funny term!)
Eric Bana? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:IDF (Score:4, Funny)