Genetic Modification Produces Mighty Mouse 320
Identity Missing writes "An Ohio laboratory has produced genetically modified mice which 'can run five to six kilometres at a speed of 20 meters per minute on a treadmill, for up to six hours before stopping,' as well as a number of other remarkable feats. An enzyme called phosphoenolypyruvate carboxykinases (PEPCK-C) is apparently responsible, and we should hope that the scientists are correct in saying that athletes won't be modifying their genes any time soon to get it, because it apparently makes the mice more aggressive. If anyone feels a super villain coming on, at least we can rely on these Mighty Mice. A video demonstrates just how much these little guys beat the competition."
What Are We Doing Tonight Brain? (Score:4, Funny)
Well, you know the next step... (Score:5, Funny)
So (Score:5, Funny)
Whatever you do... (Score:5, Funny)
obligatory response (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What Are We Doing Tonight Brain? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let me be the first to say... (Score:3, Funny)
Cool. (Score:5, Funny)
PEBCAK? (Score:5, Funny)
I have a mighty mouse.... (Score:5, Funny)
Mighty? (Score:5, Funny)
Smarter mouse? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well, you know the next step... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:RTFA much? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:20 meters to minute? Awesome! (Score:3, Funny)
Layne
Any improvement (Score:1, Funny)
They need to create "Bunny" version (Score:5, Funny)
With all that $, they'll be able to fund future research...
Re:Well, you know the next step... (Score:2, Funny)
P.S. please if you get a chanse put some flowrs on Algernon's grave in the bak yard.
Re:20 meters to minute? Awesome! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I for one (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This has me worried (Score:3, Funny)
Of course, by "Freedom" I mean "High-Power Explosives"
Mighty Mouse (Score:3, Funny)
Site not Slashdotted? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Well, you know the next step... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What Are We Doing Tonight Brain? (Score:1, Funny)
"I think so Brain, but I don't think David Hasselhoff makes house calls"
Re:Well, you know the next step... (Score:5, Funny)
Damn Japanese imports.