Brawndo, It's Got Electrolytes. It's What Plants Crave

"This week's film blogs have been left aghast as Mike Judge's grotesque fictional energy drink Brawndo from the movie Idiocracy became a reality. To recap: Fox wouldn't support a film about Brawndo, the energy drink that destroys plants, debases the human race, and makes those who drink it 'win at yelling' but they are now putting wholehearted support behind the actual drink?" And if you haven't seen Idiocracy, you are missing out. It is the smartest stupid movie I've seen. Whoever did production design on that thing deserves an Oscar.

Except for Soylent Cola

[technoextreme]

But you know it varies from person to person.

What next?

[xobes]

Soylent Green?

Re:Well shit.

[El Yanqui]

It was about rampant commercialism? I thought it was about a guy getting kicked in the balls a lot. And an ass movie.

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Hey slashdot

[Anonymous Coward]

Your shits all fucked up, and you talk like a fag.

I'd just like some water please

[charlievarrick]

like from the toilet

This is good news.

[TurboStar]

Sweet. Now I have something to drink after working up a thirst watching the 'batin' channel.

President Camacho.

[Steauengeglase]

After the Bush administration, this guy is totally electable.

Just wait...

[MsGeek]

If the Producers continue to drag out the Writer's Guild strike, you might just get your wish. After American Idol finishes its run, of course.

Re:Don't blame the teachers

[Belial6]

Hey, don't forget that they work that 7am to 11pm 368 days a year. And if you say I'm wrong, your a bad person!

Re:The medical center scene...

[coaxial]

I'm gonna fuck all y'all! WOOOOO!!!!! :)

My duty.

[Zero_Independent]

I agree completely with the idea that stupid people are over populating. That is why I have resolved to have as many babies as possible with hot geeky girls to even it out. PM if you're interested in saving the human race.

Idiocracy Test

[solprovider]

"Idiocracy" is a personality/intelligence test. People have one of these reactions:
1. Think the movie was hilarious. Did not get the message. The first group does not understand the movie is about them, the truly stupid people.
2. Think the movie was hilarious because they got the message. The second group is wannabe evil overlords.
3. Did not understand the movie and found only occasional humor. The third group is normal. They need a higher class of humor but did not understand the message. Please explain the message to these people.
4. Understood the movie. Found some humor, but mostly sad. This group includes all of my friends.

My parents had two children. The welfare family across the street had eight children. Almost no adults I respect have more than two children. Having two children only retains most of your genes for one generation. If you respect yourself and your spouse, you must have at least three children.

Re:Hilarious movie.

[Mr2cents]

Movies aren't 100% realistic? Man, you're soo smart pointing that out to me! Now I understand why I got those strange looks when I tried to book a vacation to middle earth!

Re:Well shit.

[Dirtside]

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Re:Idiocracy Test

[rrkap]

How smart can you be if you're living across the street from section 8 housing?