What's New in Blade Runner - The Final Cut?

tripper700 writes "25 years since its original release, a definitive version of Ridley Scott's science fiction masterwork Blade Runner, Blade Runner: The Final Cut, has been released. So what exactly has changed? And is it worth all the fuss? SFFMedia describes each change in detail. Is it just a patch up job attempting to cash in on a cult film? Or like an oil painter retouching a masterpiece, or a novelist polishing prose, is Ridley Scott simply trying to perfect his original vision?"

That's nothing.

[palegray.net]

When "Tron - Final Cut" is released, it's gonna smash every box office record for the next 10 years. Just you wait.

The obvious question...

[mrsam]

Does Han shoot first in this one?

(...sorry)

Personally I'm holding out for the

[sammyo]

Revised Ultra Final Re-Revisited Very Very Final Directors Special Absolutely Final Cut

Re:That's nothing.

[Anonymous Coward]

Lets establish a timeline for these movies:

Theatrical Release > Extended Version > Uncut Version > Director's Cut > Aniversary Edition > Remastered Edition > Final Cut > Final Cut: Pro

I hate films with more versions than the software used to edit them.

Still waiting for E.T. The Final Cut

[ivoras]

Personally, I'm still waiting for "E.T. - The Final Cut", where the walkie-talkies get replaced with plush Teletubby toys!

Re:That's nothing.

[xSauronx]

Soon, even pornography will be ruined.

You blasphemous motherfucker, take it back!

Re:That's nothing.

[martin-boundary]

Personally, I'm waiting for Duke Nukem Forever: The Now Cut.

Re:The obvious question...

[Robber Baron]

Does Han shoot first in this one?

It could be worse...

"Meesa seen things, yousa wouldn believe!"

Re:That's nothing.

[MillionthMonkey]

Heh heh heh... you're just jealous because I rendered your girlfriend on my laptop.

Re:That's nothing.

[the_fat_kid]

ha, ha jokes on you, she has a virus!

wait...

The main question

[UnknowingFool]

All I want to know in this version is if Deckard shoots first? :P

Re:That's nothing.

[Martian_Kyo]

Soon we'll have auto update functions in the movies.

Please wait.. the movie is being updated

The updates will fix visual bugs as well as plot holes.

Re:That's nothing.

[tabby]

I think the casting decisions [tronguy.net] for Tron Final Cut is pretty cut & dry.

Rob Zombie's gonna be pissed

[zenmojodaddy]

The song 'More Human Than Human' on 'Astro Creep:2000' features the lines "I am the Nexus one/I want more life fucker I ain't done". Kinda ruins the reference, wouldn't you say?

Re:Riddle me this:

[Capt James McCarthy]

I wonder if Harrison was pissed because they switched all the ads to modern day products and in every scene he's cleaning his Nikes and drinking a Coke while waiting in line at McDonalds.

Re:That's nothing.

[soulsteal]

You blasphemous motherfucker, take it back!

Best. Porn title. Ever.