Does Active SETI Put Earth in Danger? 647
Ponca City, We Love You writes "There is an interesting story in Seed Magazine on active SETI — sending out signals to try to contact other civilizations in nearby star systems. Alexander Zaitsev, Chief Scientist at the Russian Academy of Sciences' Institute of Radio Engineering and Electronics, has access to one of the most powerful radio transmitters on Earth and has already sent several messages to nearby, sun-like stars. But some scientists think that Zaitsev is not only acting out of turn by independently speaking for everyone on the entire planet but believe there are possible dangers we may unleash by announcing ourselves to the unknown darkness. This ground has been explored before in countless works of science fiction most notably "The Killing Star," a 1995 novel that paints a frightening picture of interstellar civilizations exterminating their neighbors with relativistic bombardments, not from malice, but simply because it is the most logical action."
The Enemy is Us (Score:5, Funny)
We should conquer and colonize another planet first, then send active SETI signals from there instead.
Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist (Score:3, Funny)
As sublimely demonstrated by the parents' post, there's certainly little evidence of intelligence on this world, why should we expect to find any elsewhere?
No danger - (Score:5, Funny)
Human beings... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:obvious (Score:5, Funny)
Add it to the list (Score:5, Funny)
1. Fatal accident while driving
2. Caught in fire at night while sleeping
3. Heart attack
4. Aliens attacking earth after sending out signals
5. Cancer
I had to bump "Terrorists attack Starbucks #528" off the list to make room
Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist (Score:2, Funny)
There is not one iota of evidence that there exists one other intelligent form of life in the universe. Go google for Fermi's paradox, I won't even give you the obligatory wikipedia link.
Fermi's paradox relies on too many assumptions to even be considered a valid argument. I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with you but let's at least use more quantifiable arguments than Fermi's tired assumption...
Brace yourselves: where's the kaboom? (Score:5, Funny)
damage already done? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Enemy is Us (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist (Score:5, Funny)
There is not one iota of evidence that there exists one other intelligent form of life in the universe.
"Other?"
Re:The Enemy is Us (Score:5, Funny)
Glagnar's Human Rinds (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis (Score:1, Funny)
Re:It's too late (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why would aliens care? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's too late (Score:5, Funny)
If these alien civilizations support the MS Outlook protocol we can simply send out a retract message and clean it all up before they notice.
Re:The Enemy is Us (Score:3, Funny)
wasn't this covered in the movie "contact"? (Score:5, Funny)
the first visual broadcast transmissions we've sent to the stars was bloody farking hitler himself, addressing the 1936 berlin games
THAT's our announcement to the galaxy
could we have possibly done worse as a species?
we stood up, we cleared our throat, and the first utterance out of our technological mouths and we go and godwin the whole of human civilization
fark us
If aliens saw E! coming from a planet . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Are we prepared for an answer? (Score:1, Funny)
Earthling: Hello? [long silence] Hello!
ET: 'Allo! Whoo ez eet?
Earthling: It is Earth. Whose planet is this?
ET: Zis is the planet of my master, Guy de Loembard.
Earthling: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will communicate with our planet, he can join us in our Quest for the Holy Grail.
ET: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't zink he'll be very keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see.
Earthling: What?
Second Earthling: He says they've already got one!
Earthling: Are you sure he's got one?
ET: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a.
Re:wasn't this covered in the movie "contact"? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Add it to the list (Score:3, Funny)
I thought Starbucks was the terrorists?
Oh, sorry, they're thieves. Wrong criminal. My bad.
Re:The Enemy is Us (Score:5, Funny)
We're in bigger shit than you can imagine - they've already seen our "I Love Lucy" repeats ... and now that they've seen Aliens and Terminator, the *know* we're dangerous, and need to be exterminated. They are a bit worried about our ability to travel through time, as demonstrated by our having received technology from our future from something called "The Federation", so they'll just nuke us from orbit. After all, its the safest option.
Re:How is this different from Radio, TV Signals? (Score:2, Funny)
"Wouldn't we hear the captains log first?"
The captain would have to be taking an incredibly homungous dump for us to *hear* the sound of his "log" ...
Then again, in such a case it wouldn't be flushable, which explains "the captain's mess".
Re:The Enemy is Us (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Thus pacifist aliens (Score:5, Funny)
No, that would be "rocketry" followed by building the "Apollo Programme".
Re:It's too late (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Forget the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis (Score:3, Funny)
The most merciful thing in the Universe, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents.
For the love of all that is good and decent, and for the sake of your own sanity, and for the good of the restful sleep of all the civilisations of mortal men upon the dry crust of this earth under the hideous stars, do not continue this line of thought... The abomination that lies below the wave is too horrible even to name. I cannot bear the thought of what lurks waiting and dreaming in the endless dark night of the Abyssal plain... it calls to me endlessly... darkening even the bright dawn of earthly summer with its sickening evil, crawling behind my eyes and corroding all joy with the knowledge of the distorted vastnesses of ancient uncaring... Ia! Ia! Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Re:Human beings... (Score:3, Funny)
they might be friendly.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Enemy is Us (Score:3, Funny)
Hyper-space bypasses are planning matters. They have nothing to do with whether or not we send signals into space.
I'd be more concerned about what we're sending being interpreted as an insult, except that the subsequent invasion force would probably be eaten by a small dog.
Re:It's too late (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Human beings... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Brace yourselves: where's the kaboom? (Score:5, Funny)
But all we want to tell him is we can save him 15% on his spaceship insurance.
Re:Thus pacifist aliens (Score:0, Funny)
You mean white people?
Oblig (Score:3, Funny)
(+1 mod point for a double meme reply)
Re:You can't protect yourself against the nonexist (Score:3, Funny)