Student Given Detention For Using Firefox [UPDATED] 818
An anonymous reader writes "Several sites are reporting that a student has been given detention for using Firefox to do his classwork. No, really. The student was in class, working on an assignment that necessitated using a browser. The teacher instructed him to stop using Firefox and to do his classwork, to which the student responded that he was doing his classwork using a 'better' browser (it is unclear whether the computer was the student's own computer or not). The clueless teacher (who called the rogue program 'Firefox.exe') ordered him to detention." Update: 12/17 20:09 by SM One of the school officials was nice enough to contact us and let us know this is a hoax. If you are planning on calling the school please refrain from doing so, I'm sure they have had enough excitement for one day.
OSS is evil. (Score:5, Funny)
Ah. (Score:5, Funny)
Some things never change (Score:5, Funny)
at least not opera (Score:4, Funny)
Entirely appropriate. (Score:0, Funny)
What's New (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ah. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:detention for disobedience (Score:5, Funny)
What's the Problem? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:so what? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:OSS is evil. (Score:5, Funny)
********* is a hero (Score:3, Funny)
Congratulations, ********!
Also, the teacher, "P. Bealmear" is obviously a certain "S. Ballmer" doing a sabbatical in a high school. I see you, Steve!
Re:authority figure is a moron (Score:1, Funny)
Or did you mean idiocy?
it's in Illinois (Score:5, Funny)
According to Google Maps it's at the Art Institute of Chicago [google.com]
Idiocity (Score:3, Funny)
It's on the Potomac River, about 100 miles upstream from the Chesapeake Bay.
Clueless teachers... (Score:3, Funny)
He was using keyboard shortcuts, instead of going through the slow laborious way the teacher had shown the class.
a better response (Score:4, Funny)
If you were planning on calling the school, then WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? What possible purpose does that serve? There is no legitimate train of thought that should lead to the decision "I SHOULD CALL THEM."
Re:OSS is evil. (Score:4, Funny)
Prison?
No, we can't do that - it would be against the murderer's human rights to put him to work in a shitty job...
Next on Slashdot... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes I have. Many times. (Score:2, Funny)
You're not a parent, are you?