Batman Discussion 967
I won't be reading it because I haven't been able to go yet, but I suspect a goodly number of you have already partaken in the latest Batman flick that taunts me. Mocks me. And knows that I don't have time today or probably any time this week (unless there is a movie theater near the OSCON venue?) Anyway -- here is the official place to talk about the biggest geek movie out until the X-Files comes out next week, and I have similar frustrations.
SPOILER ALERT! (Score:4, Funny)
What? Oh, sorry. Wrong film.
Re:Me either (Score:2, Funny)
Oh noes, I've no mod points!
I'd have modded you informative!
Re:It's not the latest Batman flick (Score:5, Funny)
Joker did it for the lulz.
Fear not! (Score:1, Funny)
I haven't seen it. Two old men living alone trying to groom a younger man who wears tight body fitting latex while he chases after another man who wears makeup - sounds way to gay for me!
I'm watching Mamma Mia instead - it was gurls! ;)
I thought the movie was an ok treatment I guess (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What no discussion of the Bambi movie? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good movie (Score:5, Funny)
Cesar Romero [wikipedia.org] is the only real Joker.
Re:Since when (Score:5, Funny)
If you think seeing Batman on some shitty ass laptop is even remotely comparable to seeing it on a giant IMAX screen, I have a pencil trick I'd like to show you ...
Three Words (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lloyd Center (Score:3, Funny)
or about half a mile if he feels like walking
What kind of true geek walks anywhere? You think we get these perfectly round bodies by doing anything even remotely close to exercise? YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!
Re:too racy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I hate... (Score:5, Funny)
I would much rather have seen Katie Holmes DIAF. She's a scientologist...? And married to Tom Cruise...?
But you're right about the continuity. It'll unfortunately have to happen again with Heath Ledger.
Re:Lloyd Center (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Batman in tights (Score:4, Funny)
We'll save you the trouble of asking and just get off your lawn.
Re:SPOILER ALERT! (Score:5, Funny)
I haven't seen Sixth Sense yet, you insensitive clod.
Just rented it & was planning to see it tonight.
Are you serious? (Score:4, Funny)
You know the part where the sleezeball lawyer wants to reveal Batman's identity, and the Joker threatens to blow up a hospital if nobody kills him? Why didn't they just kill the lawyer?
Yeah. You go ahead and trust that maniac. The rest of us will be over here in Rational-Land where we don't give someone whatever they want when they say they're going to blow up a hospital.
Re:Three Words (Score:5, Funny)
Let me get this straight. You think your client, one of the richest men in the world, is a vigilante who likes to dress up as a bat and beat criminals to a bloody pulp with this bare hands. And your answer to this is to try and blackmail him?
Re:One Question (Score:3, Funny)
I imagine they'll use someone else from the Batman universe, but who? My guess is the Riddler.
If they want a REAL nerd villian they'll use the Penguin [wikipedia.org]!
Re:Three Words (Score:3, Funny)
Disappearing Pencil Trick!
masked man 2: I suppose you're suppose to kill me?
masked man: No, I'm suppose to kill the Bus driver.
masked man 2: What bus driver?
Re:Three Words (Score:2, Funny)
Holy Slashdot, Batman!
Re:Three Words (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Three Words (Score:5, Funny)
Disappearing Pencil Trick!
Bearing this in mind, I don't think I ever want to see the Joker play "hide the salami" with Harley Quinn.
Re:SPOILER - Really, it is... (Score:3, Funny)
He's Bruce Wayne for crying out loud, he can afford a voice modulator or some neat device to mask his voice instead of a harsh whisper.
Maybe he's a black metal fan. Did you ever think of that? Obviously not!
Re:Since when (Score:3, Funny)
Hank: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:SPOILER ALERT! (Score:2, Funny)
Gorshin died in 1995. Is there a "curse of the Batman Villian?"
There sure is. Have you seen the manboobs on Nicholson lately?
Re:Flimsy evidence (Score:3, Funny)
I hope to God no one ever audits Stark Enterprises...
Re:One Word (Score:4, Funny)
Well... at least Heath *didn't* play a guy who was missing half of his face (and therefore half of his lips) but was somehow mystically able to pronounce "m"s, "p"s, and "b"s just like he did *before* his accident.
Re:Indeed they were: (Score:2, Funny)
Boy, the way the Bee Gees played
Movies John Travolta made
Guessing how much Elvis weighed
Those were the days
And you knew where you were then
Watching shows like Gentle Ben
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again
"Disco Duck" and Fleetwood Mac
Coming out of my eight-track
Michael Jackson still was black
Those were the days
Bart was feeling mighty blue
It's a shame what school can do
For no reason, here's Apu
Those were the days
Re:Can Oscar's be given posthumously? (Score:3, Funny)
Homer: Why do you look like Caesar Romero?
Delusion: Because joo do not know what Caesar Chavez looks like.
Mod points to the rescue! (Score:3, Funny)
Oh noes, I've no mod points!
I'd have modded you informative!
Not to worry, I have some mod points, I'll mod him up on your behalf, as soon as I'm done posting this response!
What? Oh, shit...
Re:One Word (Score:4, Funny)
Re:One Word (Score:3, Funny)