Steve Wozniak To Appear On Dancing With the Stars 139
Redpill82 writes "It has been confirmed that Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak will be a contestant on the new season of Dancing with the Stars starting on March 9. Did ABC determine that ratings were low with the technology community? I know I'll be interested in seeing how far Mr. Wozniak goes in the competition."
Why I respect Woz (Score:5, Funny)
- he is famous engineer (I will never be famous)
- he is a talented engineer (I will never be talented)
- he built revolutionary products (I write Perl scripts)
- he's a member of the Segway Polo team (I have a folding bicycle)
- he gets to dance close with a hot woman on television (Mom, what's for breakfast?)
backstage conversation (Score:5, Funny)
Bill: You won't believe Steve is such a good dancer.
(Ballmer jumps on stage for monkey dance)
Bill: Oh, forgot to mention, I was talking about Wozniak.
Re:Why I respect Woz (Score:3, Funny)
Are you sure? I heard that his dancing partner will be called "Ginger" >.>
Woz may be talented, famous, and dancing (Score:5, Funny)
with hot chicks. But I have a sub 50k Slashdot UID!
Christ, I am such a loser.
Re:Why I respect Woz (Score:2, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Monday, before coffee? (Score:4, Funny)
That's just not right. I'm going to have to walk around all day with that image haunting me.
Couldn't you have just linked goatse?
I'm holding out hope for... (Score:4, Funny)
a Stephen Hawking and Kenny Baker duo.
Sharks? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Woz may be talented, famous, and dancing (Score:5, Funny)
Loser perhaps, but you aren't so much of a loser that your going on dancing with the stars, which no self respecting person does.
Re:Woz may be talented, famous, and dancing (Score:4, Funny)
damnit, that makes me even loserrer. Let's see if #56 comes around. He posts quite a bit.
he'll go far because (Score:1, Funny)
he'll bribe the judges with $2 bills
How much does a sub 1k Slashdot UID cost ? (Score:5, Funny)
How much does a sub 1k Slashdot UID cost on a free market ?
Maybe I can buy myself a good UID and the girls will go crazy on me.
Wozniak geekness dancing (Score:2, Funny)
Re:As a soon-to-be-married IT guy & DwtS (Score:3, Funny)
Steve-O and Steve Woz should get in a dance off during the show to see who gets the rights to the name Steve.
Re:How much does a sub 1k Slashdot UID cost ? (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe I can buy myself a good UID and the girls will go crazy on me.
I believe you might have come up with the worst strategy for getting girls, ever.
Re:Segway polo (Score:4, Funny)
> You never know what pranks I might find a way to pull on the show.
May I suggest:
- change the judges' score cards from decimal to hexadecimal
- redirect Denise Richards' votes to Lenny Goodman
- a performance art representation of big-endian vs little-endian
- surreptitiously replace NFL Linebacker Lawrence Taylor's musical selection with "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Re:Woz may be talented, famous, and dancing (Score:4, Funny)
*cheer* (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Woz may be talented, famous, and dancing (Score:4, Funny)
Sometimes I wonder if you guys have a cron job running to notify you if a discussion of slashdot UIDs ever comes up. You never post much else, just the "mine's shorter" comments.
Re:backstage conversation (Score:1, Funny)
Oh please, please, please let him on American Idol.
Re:Woz may be talented, famous, and dancing (Score:3, Funny)
"mine's shorter"
Sorry, but that point never wins an argument. Ever.