Ball And Chain To Force Children To Study 346
You haven't tried everything to get your kids to study until you've tried the Study Ball. The Study Ball is a 21-pound prison-style device that locks onto your child's leg and only unlocks after a predetermined amount of study time has passed. The homework manacles can't be locked for more than four hours, and come with a safety key. The product website states, "Quite often, students who are having problems concentrating tend to get up every ten minutes to watch TV, talk on the phone, take something out of the fridge, and a long list of other distractions. Were they to dedicate all this wasted time to studying, they would optimise their performance and have more free time available. Study Ball helps you study more and more efficiently." Stop Teasing Your Brother Pepper Spray coming soon.
Phew! (Score:5, Funny)
For a moment there I thought you were talking about the old trouble and strife!
I could use this... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Laughably Medieval (Score:5, Funny)
Wouldn't the biological alternative, "parents", also trigger such an effect?
The House is on Fire!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Everybody RUN!
1 hours later...
Fireman: WTF do you mean your child had a ball and chain strapped to their leg?!
Retarded Parent: It was to help them study, and it was easily heavy enough for them to lift.
Fireman: But it got stuck under the table because of the panic and now your child is a crispy critter.
Policeman: Sir, please put your hands behind your back.
Heh, no I'm not some liberal pansy that doesn't believe in doing things that are harsh. I just don't care for stupid. If my kids dont' study I beat them with the ball and chain, not strap them to it!
Little do they know... (Score:5, Funny)
Where's the foot icon? (Score:4, Funny)
It just needs a slight modification is all!
Re:Laughably Medieval (Score:3, Funny)
For any kid stuck with this (Score:5, Funny)
Use your pickaxe to dig a pit in the floor, drag the ball into the pit, and push a boulder into the pit.
Oh, wait, real life doesn't work quite like Nethack.
Re:Bathroom breaks? (Score:5, Funny)
Luckily it comes with a matching chamberpot.
Re:Further uses (Score:3, Funny)
As evidenced by your post, no.
HA!
Whats with parents? (Score:5, Funny)
Will no one say it? (Score:5, Funny)
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Off the cuff (Score:5, Funny)
I was raised on the cuffs, and my scholastic performance was excellent, thank you very much.
Re:Laughably Medieval (Score:5, Funny)
I've never met a person who was a PHD, or who had straight A's that didn't have a personality disorder of some kind. Something has to be wrong with anyone who would be willing to put up with that much bs for that many years for almost no reason at all. It says something about your priorities.
So? I've never met a person who didn't have a personality disorder of some sort.
Re:I could use this... (Score:4, Funny)
If it weren't for the mention of a Cisco cert, I would have been puzzled by the placement of squirrels before girlfriend...
I hate kids :-) (Score:4, Funny)
I wholeheartedly endorse this product.
Re:Laughably Medieval (Score:3, Funny)
no no no the BS comes many years before the PHD...
Re:Laughably Medieval (Score:5, Funny)
So? I've never met a person who didn't have a personality disorder of some sort.
Hm, interesting. So if personality disorders are, as a class, normal, and a "disorder" is by definition something functioning abnormally, then would this not mean that psychologists should recognize Lack of Personality Disorder Disorder?
Treatment for this disorder would be quite straightforward, though the ethics of giving someone Post Traumatic Stress Disorder to cure their Lack of Personality Disorder Disorder are questionable.
Re:Laughably Medieval (Score:5, Funny)
Is it just me, or does the attached digital timer make it look like something Wile E. Coyote would blow himself up with while falling off of a cliff?
Re:Laughably Medieval (Score:5, Funny)
*posted from my cave*
Re:Laughably Medieval (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Whats with parents? (Score:5, Funny)
With or without the ball and chain?
I'm confused here.
Re:Laughably Medieval (Score:4, Funny)
So? I've never met a person who didn't have a personality disorder of some sort.
Mmmm, try leaving slashdot
I have. The disorders are worse.
Re:Laughably Medieval (Score:2, Funny)
Well, there's the Lack of Personality Disorder (Score:5, Funny)
These are the people commonly referred to as Engineers.
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