Marge Simpson Poses For Playboy 413
caffiend666 writes "'Marge Simpson is posing for Playboy . The magazine is giving the star of The Simpsons the star treatment, complete with a data sheet, an interview and a 2-page centerfold. 'We knew that this would really appeal to the 20-something crowd,' said Playboy spokeswoman Theresa Hennessey. Playboy even convinced 7-Eleven to carry the magazine in its 1,200 corporate-owned stores, something the company has only done once before in more than 20 years." Worst issue ever!
No Patti and Selma? (Score:5, Funny)
In related news (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A switch for Playboy... (Score:3, Funny)
At least they're not into furries. *shudder*
Rule 34! (Score:3, Funny)
No, actually, wait. In retrospect, let's not. I don't think there ARE goggles that can do something for that.
Good luck with that (Score:5, Funny)
peace of mind (Score:5, Funny)
At least we won't have to debate whether or not the rack is real, so I can sleep easy for once.
Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh internet... Is there nothing you won't show naked?
so does marge have blue pubes? (Score:2, Funny)
and do her blue pubes stand up at ridiculous heights in a mock phallus?
Re:Bah! (Score:3, Funny)
I can already find a ton of Marge Simpson pr0n on the internet.
Oh internet... Is there nothing you won't show naked?
Rosie O'Donn...
wait... no... not any more...
*sobs uncontrollably*
Re:Wow . . . (Score:5, Funny)
I just want to see if she's a natural bluehead.
And for Playgirl (Score:4, Funny)
Re:For crying out loud; (Score:5, Funny)
Oh good. (Score:5, Funny)
This is the first time I've wanted to get a Playboy since I was 12.
Re:Bah! (Score:1, Funny)
Bastard!
That thought sticks in my brain no matter how much alcohol I try to drown it out with, and so you've just ruined the whole INTERNET for me.
Re:Good luck with that (Score:5, Funny)
Playboy is portable and doesn't require internet access or power. I predict that it's still quite popular with that crowd.
Great points. This will surely prove popular for the large, masturbator-on-the-go market.
Re:Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh internet... Is there nothing you won't show naked?
Richard Stallman
(and yes, we are ever grateful that such an event has not occurred).
Re:For crying out loud; (Score:1, Funny)
Re:For crying out loud; (Score:2, Funny)
Marge has a really hot body! I really want to see her naked. The same goes for Lois Griffith! Quagmire does have great taste in cartoon chicks!
Re:For crying out loud; (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Next issue... (Score:5, Funny)
But lack of depth perception is what i look for in a lady!
Re:Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:For crying out loud; (Score:5, Funny)
Re:For crying out loud; (Score:4, Funny)
I'd go with Betty. But I'd be thinking about Wilma.
Re:must buy (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A switch for Playboy... (Score:1, Funny)
It's a misquote. It's supposed to be "You sir are and idiot."
Re:must buy (Score:5, Funny)
Or some hot Leela on Amy action. Ooh, that's so Wong.
Re:No Patti and Selma? (Score:5, Funny)
Come on, they're TWINS.
And one of them is a lesbian right? Maybe more up Hustler's alley.
Re:Wanted to moderate but... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:As a 20-something... (Score:5, Funny)
Best. Story. Placement. Ever.
Re:Wow . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Hey Marge! (Score:4, Funny)
Show me the blue!
Re:Wow . . . (Score:3, Funny)
Well, Randy Marsh from South Park said it best:
"Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you can't exactly go back to Playboy."
The Internet's answer to TFA would be: OH BTW: Pix or it didn't happen! KTHXBAI
Matt Groening will draw the layout, right? (Score:2, Funny)
We're not actually seeing Marge Simpson naked, we're seeing Matt Groening's VISION of Marge Simpson naked. Not sure I want to be that deep into his fantasies...
how much of... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow . . . (Score:5, Funny)
"But does she dye there too?"
No. And no need to. She has a Brazilian wax. I've seen the shots.
Re:Rule 34! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:As a 20-something... (Score:3, Funny)
I think they confused "Marge Simpson" and "Lois Griffin," which makes me almost as mad as my wife that time I confused her with Lois Griffin and called her a street-walking whore.
[Flashback to last night]
Wife: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Me: Why honey, you naughty girl.
Wife: Hehehe...that's me.
Me: You dirty hustler.
Wife: Hehehehe...
Me: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Wife: Aha, ok I get it...
Me: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street-walking whore.
Wife: Alright, that's enough!
Shit, I just did it again, didn't I?
Re:Wow . . . (Score:2, Funny)
Re:must buy (Score:3, Funny)
Announcer's voice: You watched it! You can't UN-watch it!
Re:Wow . . . (Score:2, Funny)
Those are shooped, fool! We're talkin' the real deal here! No cartoonish image manipulation >:-(
Re:must buy (Score:3, Funny)
Oblig Red Dwarf:
Lister: What d'ya think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
Lister: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.
Re:Wow . . . (Score:5, Funny)
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by religious freak (1005821)
I want a real name without a number attached to it.
I suspect you've come to the wrong place...
Re:Wow . . . (Score:1, Funny)
How about this bush: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/IRAN-01.JPG [wikimedia.org] (obviously NSFW)
Now that is excessive. It looks like it would be hard to find her genitalia in there.
Re:Wow . . . (Score:3, Funny)
Don't you mean a landing strip?
Re:Wow . . . (Score:1, Funny)
Especially the Lois from the parallel universe where Meg was hot.
Re:Wow . . . (Score:4, Funny)
I'd do Betty, but I'd be thinking about Wilma...
Re:Wow . . . (Score:3, Funny)
All these mod points, and no (-1, Threw up a bit in my mouth) option....