The Worst Products of CES 2010 214
loose electron submitted a (sigh) slideshow page documenting 10 of the worst products from CES this year. Includes a baseball hat with a TV in the brim, vibrating earbuds, an Android powered microwave, and what appears to be the next generation of Teddy Ruxpin.
how about (Score:0, Funny)
this autamated frist psot gettor?!?
Krave (Score:4, Funny)
Vibrating earbuds... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Krave (Score:5, Funny)
One look at that advertisement and I'm craving something other than an electronic cigarette.
Hmm. Do you need to borrow my vibrating earbuds?
Re:Krave (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Krave (Score:5, Funny)
What? In Utah we were told candy cigarettes were a gateway drug! Had to drive to Evanston, WY to get them.
Re:Krave (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Krave (Score:2, Funny)
For those of us who do not smoke, at first glance the "Krave" looks amazingly stupid. Add the hot chick in the ad and it looks like a pathetic marketing attempt to sell a lame product.
I hear they are going to start selling them right after the Extenze Infomercials on late night TV ... I mean, what a better time to want a eCig.
Vibrating "earplugs" (Score:5, Funny)
I don't think those vibrating "earplugs" are really meant to go in your ears.
Seriously, try putting an inexpensive pair of earbuds up your rectum (use a lubricant). Then, if you play the second Pavement album at full volume, while watching The Wizard of Oz, you will achieve states of Tantric ecstasy. You have to start them at exactly the same time. Then, just as Dorothy is about to meet the Tin Man, yank out the earbuds as fast as you can.
Warning: Be sure to lock the door to your office before doing this. Having a co-worker walk in could cause some uncomfortable feelings in the workplace.
Android Powered Microwave Chime (Score:3, Funny)
Pregnant Zombie Nuns (Score:2, Funny)
"The makers of the BabyPlus Prenatal Education System claim that their device, which emits a sounds similar to the mom's heartbeat..." Really? Wouldnt the mother's heartbeat imitate their heartbeat much better than this pointless instrument? Maybe they are marketing this towards the pregnant zombie demographic who would clearly have no heartbeat and thus need this product..
Re:Dishwasher Safe Keyboards (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Synthetic Snot (Score:2, Funny)
8. Android Microwave... Why not... They have computer in them anyways just something with a little more juice. Heck you can program how long you need to cook your dishes vs. risking the preprogrammed ones.
Want to cook spaghetti? There's an app for that!
Re:Krave (Score:3, Funny)
"Analog cigarette" - now that's a phrase!
Teddy Ruxbin was before its time (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Krave (Score:2, Funny)
iHookah?