Do You Have a Secret Immunity To 3D Movies? 495
An anonymous reader writes "Not everyone who fails to be wowed by the latest Hollywood wave of 3D movies is necessarily criticizing the movie or the 'gimmick.' The author states: 'At least 12% of people have some type of problem with their binocular vision but less than five percent have severe visual disabilities, making appreciation of 3D tricky or impossible... For the 12%, two-eyed vision can be improved with supervised vision therapy. If anyone else out there, like I did, suspects 3D is a giant con, then perhaps a trip to the optometrist is due.'"
Optimist (Score:5, Funny)
3d movies do nothing for me. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not sure about the hype (Score:3, Funny)
It's double stupid because the geeks who buy this stuff first tend to wear glasses.
Hey dumbasses, that slot is full and I'm not wearing a helmet to watch TV.
Re:3d movies do nothing for me. (Score:5, Funny)
Do they have special glasses that improve overall story and character development? I tried beer goggles, but I end up forgetting most of the movie.
But the woman in the seat next to you will never forget you.
Re:Optimist (Score:5, Funny)
3d glasses at 2d movies (Score:5, Funny)
Re:3d movies do nothing for me. (Score:5, Funny)
but I end up forgetting most of the movie.
Sounds like it worked.
Re:A simple test (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:Special 2-D glasses needed (Score:5, Funny)
No, but we do see all of the subliminal commands you guys are missing.
We just stay seated when everyone else is ordered to do the chicken dance while singing like Carol Channing during the secret "intermission."
Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. (Score:4, Funny)
The deaf didn't have that attitude when movies progressed beyond silent films, did they?
Possibly no one told them ?