Doctor Marries Doctor's Daughter, TARDIS Explodes 326
techmuse writes "In a veritable Who's Who of Doctor Who, 10th Doctor David Tennant is marrying Georgia Moffett, the daughter of 5th Doctor Peter Davison, who played the Doctor's daughter in an episode of Doctor Who. Except that the Doctor's daughter was a clone of the Doctor, which meant that she really was Who. So a newer Doctor is marrying an older Doctor's daughter, who is a clone of the newer doctor, but only has half the DNA of the older Doctor."
Doctor, doctor (Score:5, Funny)
Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case of lovin'... who?
Well... (Score:4, Funny)
some dalek's were invited to the wedding (Score:5, Funny)
but the reception was at the top of a grand staircase
after 3 hours of trying to figure out how to use the stairs, the dalek's leveled the entire building in frustration and anger
the new bad blood will serve forthcoming dr. who episodes very well, so, all in all, a good wedding for fans
Re:Honeymoon (Score:5, Funny)
Of my own flesh and bone
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when she is grown,
My very own clone,
We'll be of the opposite sex.
Chorus:
Clone, clone of my own,
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when we're alone,
Since her mind is my own,
She'll be thinking of nothing but sex.
Re:Not necessarily important (Score:2, Funny)
Freeing them! :-D
Re:HHGTTG Connection as well... (Score:5, Funny)
Amazon? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:And cue the screams of a million fangirls (Score:4, Funny)
A million fangirls who only ever would have been million fangirls-1 that were still dissappointed if Tennant had chosen 1 of them.
Of course the conventional wisdom would seem to say Clone Tennant and the fangirls can all be happy, unfortunately they DID clone Tennant, and now he's run off with the clone.
Re:Have to say it. (Score:4, Funny)
A: Every dollar of it. After all, the man earns it.
Just answer me this: (Score:4, Funny)
Who is marrying who?
Re:Who, now? (Score:3, Funny)
So, who is marrying who?
Yes.
Love-y Wimey (Score:5, Funny)
People assume that relationships are a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... love-y wimey... stuff.
Re:Already exploded. (Score:5, Funny)
The universe didn't explode, it's been "replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable."
Welcome to Level 2.
Obligatory quotes (Score:4, Funny)
"Temporal mechanics always gave me a headache back at the Academy." - Kathryn Janeway
Re:Whoops (Score:-1, Funny)
you're an ignorant hypocrite.