Reeves Rumors Reversed 156
AdmiralXyz writes "The rumor that Keanu Reeves was in talks with the Wachowski brothers to produce Matrix movies 4 and 5, in 3-D, is apparently just that. Representatives from Warner Bros. spoke to Wired and called the rumors 'bunk,' pointing out that the school Reeves was supposedly accepting an award from when he made the announcement doesn't actually exist. His publicists made similar statements. Perhaps the film deities have shown us mercy just this once."
4 and 5 ??? (Score:0, Funny)
Surely to produce films 4 and 5, first there must be 2 and 3. Or am I missing something?
I already saw The Matrix IV (Score:5, Funny)
They called it Inception. It wasn't very good. But Keanu looked more animated than I have ever seen him before. He must have taken acting lessons.
Re:And once again... (Score:5, Funny)
And once again, a psot makes it all the way out of preview before proofreading gets its pants on.
Does anyone actually proofread anything anymore?
Re:And once again... (Score:5, Funny)
Does anyone actually proofread anything anymore?
Just what sort of website do you think you've stumbled upon here, buddy?
Re:4 and 5 ??? (Score:4, Funny)
The "eleven" isn't a sequence number, it's Clooney's penis size...
In centimeters, I guess.
Not the Wachowski brothers (Score:5, Funny)
It's a different director for the next Matrix movies - Uwe Boll.
Paris Hilton is cast as Trinity and John Travolta is playing Morpheus. It's a reboot where instead of being batteries for the machines the humans are sex toys but for ratings purposes there will be no nudity. Ahmed Best is voicing the amusing machine sidekick who helps the heroes fight the bumbling Agent Smith played by Adam Sandler.