Eternal Copyright: a Modest Proposal 184
New submitter SpockLogic writes "The Telegraphs has a tongue in cheek essay in praise of eternal copyright by the founder of an online games company. Quoting: 'Imagine you're a new parent at 30 years old and you've just published a bestselling new novel. Under the current system, if you lived to 70 years old and your descendants all had children at the age of 30, the copyright in your book – and thus the proceeds – would provide for your children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, and great-great-grandchildren. But what, I ask, about your great-great-great-grandchildren? What do they get? How can our laws be so heartless as to deny them the benefit of your hard work in the name of some do-gooding concept as the "public good," simply because they were born a mere century and a half after the book was written? After all, when you wrote your book, it sprung from your mind fully-formed, without requiring any inspiration from other creative works – you owe nothing at all to the public. And what would the public do with your book, even if they had it? Most likely, they'd just make it worse.'"
Are you crazy?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Are you crazy?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Who said anything about "giving" ideas? Those things cost money, you know.
Please be satire (Score:2, Funny)
And not one mention (Score:5, Funny)
I kept waiting for the baby eating, but it never happened.
Re:The Article (Score:5, Funny)
Clearly you didn't read it, or you can't read.
Since it had such a jab...
Re:On the other hand... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The author is a neuroscientist and he can't add (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Another way of eternity (Score:5, Funny)
No, it will definitely end. About 70 years after the last human died.
you think copyright will be ended by the extinction of the human race?
oh you poor naive sod, there are plans for that.
Re:And not one mention (Score:5, Funny)
I kept waiting for the baby eating, but it never happened.
Are you suggesting that the author should have copied someone else's work?
Re:Please be satire (Score:5, Funny)
I have a new disciplinary policy I'd like to institute called "No Child's Left Behind". You spank them, but you can only hit their right butt cheek.
Re:Another way of eternity (Score:3, Funny)
I think it's odd that the Ouhg family is still seeing the benefits of the 'wheel' patent.
Re:Another way of eternity (Score:2, Funny)
No, it will definitely end. About 70 years after the last human died.
you think copyright will be ended by the extinction of the human race? oh you poor naive sod, there are plans for that.
No, he thinks we'll all go extinct before 2018, when congress plans to extend it from life+70 to life+90.
Re:Another way of eternity (Score:5, Funny)
No, it will definitely end. About 70 years after the last lawyer died.
There. FTFY.
LO and BEHOLD ! (Score:3, Funny)
The first archeologist to discover the copyrighted works of humanity will be summarily executed by Automated Copyright Enforcement Mechanism.
Re:Another way of eternity (Score:5, Funny)