Buckyballs Throws In the Towel 383
RenderSeven writes "As previously reported the immensely popular Buckyballs office toys have been targeted by the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Last week Maxfield and Oberton, the maker of Buckyballs gave up the battle and announced they would discontinue sales and close. However, being driven out of business is not enough for R Buckminster Fuller's estate, who has filed yet another lawsuit that they own all rights to the name "buckyballs" despite widespread use of the term. If you still haven't bought your own yet, a few thousand sets in stock are still available."
I have buckyballs! (Score:5, Funny)
More mindless federal regulation (Score:5, Funny)
Dammit, freedom isn't free. And if the price of my freedom to be entertained by buckyballs is measured in the lives of toddlers, so be it. And now, I think I'll go outside for a nice game of Jarts. Who wants to be goalie?
I'll need to stock up (Score:5, Funny)
I am a baker and normal dragées just don't work the same.
Hard to swallow (Score:5, Funny)
I don't see how kids can swallow these, not with their guts full of washing machine gel packs.
See (Score:2, Funny)
Regulations work! If it wasn't for these bureaucrats we'd all be dead from lead poisoning, asbestos, and big gulps. Thankfully these unnamed heroes from the government are here to save us from ourselves.
Re:State gone Mad (Score:1, Funny)
Perhaps it's time to pack up the ol' ultrasteel, fire up the magic engine, and leave all us greedy, mincing Takers behind.
No, seriously--I'm happy to help pay your way to the Galtian Utopia of your choice. Who's with me?
Hey Entrepreneurs! (Score:5, Funny)
Still interested in starting a small business in the US?
Didn't think so....
Starting a small business in the US today is less like reaching for your dreams and more like Running Man where you get a 30 minute head start before the death lawyers start chasing you...
Re:Fucking magnets. (Score:2, Funny)
Well, a North pole loves a South pole, and they spend a night sleeping with each other, then later the Stork Magnet comes along and reverses polarity at just the right moment to drop a new little bundle of joy.
Please note that many states have legislated against homo-polar relationships. Marriage can never work between North-North and South-South poles.