World of Warcraft Film Shooting Begins Early 2014 181
An anonymous reader writes "Earlier this year Duncan Jones (Moon, Source Code) was announced as Director of the long-awaited movie based on World of Warcraft. Legendary Pictures finally appears to be ready to move forward with production. Producer Charles Roven confirmed to SlashFilm that World of Warcraft: The Movie 3D IMAX Experience (suggested title) begins shooting in early 2014."
Provisional Title... (Score:5, Funny)
World of Warcraft: The Grind of Darkness
producer choice (Score:5, Funny)
Producer Charles Roven confirmed...
Is there any justification for not having Uwe Boll do this?
Please don't suck. (Score:5, Funny)
Most boring movie ever (Score:5, Funny)
The first hour is basically just a group of people waiting for their tank to get online so that they can start the raid. The movie ends a half hour later, after the group had to settle for their off-tank filling the spot of their main. The group then proceeds to wipe to trash mobs over and over and over, until their healer has a complete breakdown, quits the guild, disconnects from the raid.
Re:Provisional Title... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:producer choice (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Provisional Title... (Score:5, Funny)
Confirmed cast list: (Score:4, Funny)
Thrall, Warchief of the Horde - Chris Metzen
Lady Sylvanas Windrunner - Chris Metzen
Mekgineer Thermaplugg - Chris Metzen
Scarlet Highlord Darion Mograine - Chris Metzen
Malygos, the Spell-Weaver, Aspect of the Blue Dragonflight - Chris Metzen
Illidan Stormrage, The Betrayer - Chris Metzen
Prince Arthas Menethil - Chris Metzen
King Varian Wrynn - Chris Metzen
Ragnaros, the Firelord - Chris Metzen
Additional Voices - Chris Metzen
Re:Please don't suck. (Score:5, Funny)
Presumably, the guy at the ticket counter
Re:About the title... (Score:5, Funny)
I can see it now: A highly regarded WOW player doesn't show up to two consecutive raids and the entire guild leaves their basement to figure out where he disappeared to.
Alternate title: "The girl with the Dragon Mount."
Dailies (Score:5, Funny)
When you watch the movie for the first time, you'll be given a stamp book. Each time you pay to watch the movie you get a stamp.
For stamps 1-7, you only get to watch the first 15 minutes of the movie.
Stamps 8-14 allow the next 15 minutes, but you have to watch the first 15 minutes each time as well.
Stamp 15 allows you to sit through the ad break.
16-22 gives you the 20 minutes after the ad break, and you're told to enjoy the extra free content.
23-29 has only ten minutes, though, but that's okay because this is WARCRAFT we're talking about.
The 30th stamp will allow you to watch the underwhelming finale and the To Be Continued screen.
At random points you will be set upon by an angry mob as you come out from the movie. You will be mugged and beaten up with baseball bats for the true World PVP experience.
Re:About the title... (Score:5, Funny)
More like "A screaming match breaks out on Teamspeak after the loot master gives all the raid winnings to his buddies."
Perspective (Score:4, Funny)
TIL the entire movie will be shot from 3 feet above and 6 feet behind the main character.