Disney's Titling Problem With Its Star Wars Movies 279
An anonymous reader writes "When George Lucas produced his Star Wars movies, he subtitled them 'Episode I,' 'Episode IV' etc. But that style will become inappropriate and confusing with Disney producing a new Star Wars movie each year, observes blogger Christopher Knight: 'Those were individual chapters of one story in an epic fantasy setting. And it suffices for that one multi-generational epic on film. Except now, there is the intent to produce several stories in that same setting. And they aren't necessarily going to pertain to the tale of the Skywalker family from Anakin to Luke to whoever it will be in the next trilogy.' Knight's solution is to retroactively amend the titles of Episodes I through IX to reflect it being the Skywalkers' saga, just as Lucas retroactively subtitled the first movie to be Episode IV."
Just rename everything (Score:5, Funny)
Just use the A.D. notation . . . (Score:5, Funny)
. . . you know, like A.D., as in, "Anno Disneyi" . . . ?
. . . and BCE . . . "Before Crap Era" . . .
I recently embraced the New Imperialism (Score:5, Funny)
So in my view the Rebel Alliance are not freedom fighters, but terrorists. Leave it to Disney to make movies celebrating horrific, terrorist acts against the forces of the democratically elected galactic government. It's sickening.
Re: Peh. (Score:4, Funny)
You misspelled. "Pez".
Re:Peh. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I recently embraced the New Imperialism (Score:4, Funny)
They destroyed the planetary mineral extractor! All aboard were killed! Hundreds of thousands of civilian contractors perished in the explosion!
These terrorists must be STOPPED!
Re:Star Wars II: The Search for More Money (Score:5, Funny)
Or why not "Star Wars That Sucks" ?
Not nearly specific enough
Re:Peh. (Score:5, Funny)
Well better than Darth mouse! [youtube.com]
Re:How about this (Score:4, Funny)
Disney? Come up with a new idea? Hahaha, oh wow, are you kidding? They've finished sucking classical childrens stories dry, and now they've moved on to modern culture, Disney hasn't had a single original idea since the ink dried on Steam Boat Willy.
What are you talking about? Disney has re-innovated Star Wars quite well [youtube.com]. Just look at the new characters introduced in episode 7?
Re:Peh. (Score:5, Funny)
Meesa thinking a movie about da Binks family is mooie mooie good. Nowsa that I'm a traitorous bastard who sold da Jedi and da Republic up da river, it could be called Revenge of da Binks!
Truth in advertising (Score:5, Funny)
They could just name the last six movies, "The.Star.Wars.Saga.dvdrip.engsubs.aXX0" and I'm not sure anyone would notice.
Re:I recently embraced the New Imperialism (Score:5, Funny)
Actually they could do some really nice movies showing the story from the other side. The legitimate government of the galaxy battling an unholy alliance of slavers, smugglers, and terrorists being manipulated by a secretive theocracy.
How many contractors died on death-star 2? The terrorist alliance tricked neolithic "ewoks" into a suicidal assault on an imperial base, just as a distraction. (OK, personally I don't mind ridding the universe of Ewoks, but it wasn't nice).
Was there even an attempt at a recall election for the chancellor? No, they went immediately to assassination because they found out that he belonged to a rival religious group.
All I really want though is 2 hours of the opening battle from episode 3......
Re:I recently embraced the New Imperialism (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Peh. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Retroactively? (Score:5, Funny)
No, it did not. You are misremembering it because it was changed and has been seen in that form so many times since.
The Episode IV moniker was added to the film later.
He's obviously confused or deranged. Next he'll be claiming something outlandish, like "Han shot first" or something equally absurd.
Re:Truth in advertising (Score:4, Funny)
Oh I hope Disney gets sued by aXX0 for trademark infringement.
Re:How did they name those 2 Ewok movies? (Score:3, Funny)
Oh god I hope it's very different.
Re: Retroactively? (Score:4, Funny)
You only believe you did. Memory is fluid, and yours has changed. The "Episode IV" was NOT there at the premiere. In 1977, they hadn't even begun planning a sequel, much less the idea of a "trilogy of trilogies." It was there in the 1981 re-release.
Re:Retroactively? (Score:4, Funny)
In those days the delay between US and UK releases was huge. Sailing ships were at the mercy of the weather, steamships were in their infancy and the only relaible thing about them was that they were unreliable. Then there was the redone dialog (adding "please" and "thank you" all over) and conversion for right-handed projectors.
And don't get me started about Australia. They have to reshoot the whole movie in a mirror because the spools turn the other way. In fact they still haven't got round to doing "Cocktail", which many say is a mercy.