Court Upholds Ruling On Dish Network's 'Hopper' 248
An anonymous reader writes "The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals affirmed a lower court's ruling in favor of Dish Network, allowing the company to continue forward with it ad-skipping "Hopper" technology. From the article: 'Last year, Fox Broadcasting Company, with the support of other broadcast networks, sued Dish for its "Hopper" DVR and its "Auto Hop" feature, which automatically skips over commercials. According to the Fox, the Hopper automatically records eight days' worth of prime time programming on the four major networks that subscribers can play back on request. Beginning a few hours after the broadcast, viewers can choose to watch a program without ads. As we observed when the it started, this litigation was yet another in a long and ignominious series of efforts by content owners to use copyright law to control the features of personal electronic devices, and to capture for themselves the value of new technologies no matter who invents them.'"
FTFY (Score:5, Funny)
The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals affirmed...
What, that us unwashed masses can still use VCR-like features on modern equipment? Huzzah! So glad our courts are clogged up like a fat southern guy's arteries with pointless legal meanderings. What other landmark rulings can I hope to read soon... books in electronic format can be loaned just like regular books? That linking to a page on the internet shouldn't warrant 10 years in prison under the Computer Fraud Act of... whatever?
Where's a billion dollar frivolous landsuit and contempt of court ruling when you need one, guys? These corporations are killing the court system, and you're dealing with it about as well as that diabetic fat dude I just mentioned is when he neglects to take his shots. You're gonna get tingles at the extremities, and before you know it, you'll be deaf, blind, stupid, and having your bowels cleaned out by orderlies because you can't even shit right in a few years at this rate.
Re:Hey... (Score:1, Funny)
Hi,
I'm an exec from a local broadcasting firm. I've read your post and I think I understand your concerns.
Let me just reiterate that we're going to have our cake, eat it and then sleep with your wife or girlfriend while I snort coke off your mother's ass. And you're going to love it because we say so.
Best Regards,
Friendly Broadcast Executive
PS Fuck You - LOL I posted this from my private jet.
Does FOX have standing? (Score:4, Funny)
According to the Fox, the Hopper automatically records eight days' worth of prime time programming on the four major networks...
Ummm, This, Discovery, USA and BBC-AM? If the Hopper records only the four major networks, FOX has no standing to sue because they aren't involved.
Re:FTFY (Score:5, Funny)
fat?deaf?blind?stupid? point made at fat.
This is the internet, man. You don't just make points here, you pull out a fucking bat and you beat it into them until they stop twitching. And then hit them a couple more times, move to Florida, and claim the other guy threatened your position and you were just Standing Your Ground.
Re:Down the line... (Score:4, Funny)
Of course not. They're just buying potential access to your attention for a minute or so. It's up to them to figure out how to make an ad that does make you want to buy an SUV. All the show delivers is your ass on a couch in a situation where you are more likely to see their ad. Sure you might go to the bathroom, or get some food, but you might just sit there and listen to how their SUV has features and warranties and all that other stuff.
Re:Hey... (Score:5, Funny)
Some one Godwin this THREAD NOW.
Don't tell me what to do. You're worse than Hitler!