Klingon Beer

An anonymous reader writes: "We may not have Saurian Brandy or Romulan Ale, but we'll soon have Klingon Beer. Tin Man Brewing Company in Evansville, Indiana has gotten the OK from CBS to create 'Klingon Warnog,' a Dunkelweizen with 'a modern aroma [of] predominantly mild banana and clove.' It will have an ABV of 5.5%. The Klingon beer will apparently join Vulcan Ale in the Federation of Beer. I wonder what their Prime Directive is."

Re:Prune Juice, a warrior's drink

[Anubis IV]

Taste of prune's what, exactly? There's a word missing in your sentence.

"Prune's" is how the Klingons spell "prunes". They add a glottal stop before the "s" so that they can linger on the word for longer.

*ducks his head before the Treksters come out of the woodwork to correct him on the inaccuracies that he's intentionally piling on at this point*

Re:only 5.5%!?!

[Chris Mattern]

You mean the one where the Klingons looked like sad rejects from the late Beatnik period?

Personally, I always liked Voltaire's description:

What is with the Klingons? Remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame.