Star Wars: Episode VII Cast Officially Announced 325
eldavojohn writes: "Word was leaking this week of some familiar faces in London hanging out together. Finally today an official cast listing for Star Wars Episode VII was handed down from on high to us mere mortals (Google Cache and Onion AV recap available). From the short release, 'Actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow will join the original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker in the new film.' Let's not bicker and argue about who shot first but instead come to an agreement on expected levels of almost certain disappointment. No, this will not feature the Expanded Universe (EU) — you can now refer to those tales as 'Legends' which are not part of Star Wars canon. Instead prepare yourself for what will likely be the mother of all retcon films."
Certain Disappointment (Score:4, Informative)
I am disappointed that they are even making another Star Wars "film."
Re:Looks like the site has been /.ed (Score:2, Informative)
aka it was reddited and twitter...'ed? The internet is a lot larger than slashdot these days, it appeared en masse elsewhere first.
Han didn't shoot first. (Score:2, Informative)
Han shooting first means there was a shot fired second. There wasn't. Therefore Han didn't shoot first, he just shot.
We already had this happen back in '99 (Score:5, Informative)
The EU has always been subject to being tossed out for the films. I mean, I still have a copy of the 1994 "A Guide to the Star Wars Universe". On pages xviii-xx, it has a timeline that establishes the following:
1) C-3PO is 57 years older than Anakin Skywalker.
2) Obi-Wan Kenobi is only five years older than Anakin Skywalker.
3) The Clone Wars ended 17 years before Anakin became Darth Vader and Palpatine became Emperor.
4) Anakin was in his mid-thirties when he fathered Luke & Leia.
How could anybody have anything like a reasonable expectation that things would be different this time?
Re:Certain Disappointment (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Certain Disappointment (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Certain Disappointment (Score:2, Informative)
That's why Futurama is better than Clone Wars - they used Bender as an actual bomb!