Lucasfilm Announces Break With Star Wars Expanded Universe 157
RogueyWon writes: "A recent blog post from Lucasarts had confirmed that the new Star Wars movies planned for release by Disney will formally break continuity with the Expanded Universe novels, comics and video games. They say, 'In order to give maximum creative freedom to the filmmakers and also preserve an element of surprise and discovery for the audience, Star Wars Episodes VII-IX will not tell the same story told in the post-Return of the Jedi Expanded Universe.' The news is unlikely to be a surprise, given George Lucas's previous pronouncements on the issue."
And there was a great disturbance in the Force... (Score:3, Funny)
...as if a million Star Wars EU geeks had suddenly cried out in terror, and then immediately took to the Internet to vent their rage.
Dan Aris
But wait... (Score:4, Funny)
...What about "Children of Star Wars"? What about "Star Wars Messiah"? Does Leia kill herself? Is Luke Atredies REALLY the Kwisatz Haderach?
I realize this is George Lucas' universe, that he "made up myself", but come on, aren't there another nine books of story to tell?
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Episode Seven: Jedi Academy of the Ewok Homeworld.
I have a much neater solution. (Score:5, Funny)
Someone from the future travels to the past, changes something fundamental and the universe slips into an alternate reality from which it can never return and in which no event can be expected to unfold as it did in the original.
Not only will this by definition never be inconsistent with the EU, it will give the writers ways of amusingly rehashing old stories by subtly altering some key elements things, like who gets to die of radiation while saving the crew. Maybe, in Episode VII, Luke will hack off Vader's hand?
What?
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I have a very bad feeling about this.
Re: Translation (Score:4, Funny)
Meesa sorry yousa getsa jar jar
Re:Translation (Score:4, Funny)
I have altered the canon. Pray I don't alter it further!